Phuntis

a fruit that was once highly sought after but now has been mostly forgotten

ah the horrors of twink death

they're also a plagiarist

well he is standing in the ocean so why wouldn't he be wearing his wellies

stop oil are industry plants they were founded by the daughter of an oil exec they're designed to make the real people protesting look crazy by lumping them in

feast in the uk

literally who says that noone says the meat industry is humane

that's not even remotely similar that's just an oreo ice lolly

wasps aren't good they're useless and ontologically evil and deserve nothing but death

docking

never liked goblinhog

danrules would've been better

it's been 47 years

that'd work on any of us I think not just northerners honestly I think it'd work on any human with functional eyes potato cheese sour cream bacon mmmmm

well what else would I call it other than what it is

microwave with an oven setting supremacy no need to preheat cause it's small enough 😎

a wasp posted this

jorjor reference

I have never heard the word ice cream bar

it's attached to a toilet no matter how much you clean it it's still gross

they're called walls here dunno why they're called good humour over there feels like half the brands have a different name in the us

🤢 toilet seats are so gross even at home I don't sit on it unless I have to just foul and outside I just would wait until I get home if I'd need to sit down

they complained that a british newspaper called the US supreme court exactly that instead of The Supreme Court even though we have our own supreme court and so do many other countries and so it's worth clarifying it's just a typical yank throwing a hissy fit when everyone doesn't pretend the world revolves around them

waaaahhhh why won't the rest of the world pretend we're the only ones that matter we're important and special and the default that should always be assumed how dare you go against that waaahhh