My instructions were "On the porch or under the shelter by the bins"

I have no plan to pay it currently... see if anything comes of it. Would be interested to know if anyone else has ignored fees from them

Yes, the original tickets were from Ticketmaster and refunded. But StubHub (separate selling site) still want a cut even though I obviously can no longer sell the tickets, if that makes sense? Which is ridiculous because obviously it's not my fault the concert was cancelled.

When Amazon starts a garbage collection division "Amazon Waste & Dispose" we'll know there's a conspiracy!

The best part was that I just opened the package, took out the item, and left the envelop there. Efficient recycling!

Fortunately remote enough not to have to worry about porch pirates. But maybe that's what the driver was thinking

That's the thing, I'm always hesitant to give negative feedback on the delivery given I know it's more than likely that the driver is both overworked and poorly paid.

Haha, astute observation. It's communal. Someone will have to squash it all down before long!

She's focussing deeply on using Windows' On-screen keyboard

Maybe I need to erase the word "bin" from all delivery instructions. Too suggestive perhaps

Good ideas, thanks!

This makes sense, maybe I should remove my note (to leave under shelter by the bins) entirely

Not at all, thanks - I'll be sure to revise the directions to remove any doubt!

Can't see that lasting long...

Interesting how the thought of knocking on the door also seems to have been short-circuited

Ha it's a shared bin (which I just realised makes the delivery even more risky).

Standing in the bin and jumping up and down is a good strategy to compact at a later date. Otherwise, the hydraulic press of the bin lorry can handle it :)

I tend to just stand in it and jump up and down if that's what you mean 😂