poo

@poo@lemmy.world
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Eat the rich

Tankies like you are embarrassing.

Joke's on them, I quit my 11-year job with a company enacting RTO and it fucked them over because I had no backups and very little cross training my entire time there. Ex-employees have told me things went to shit after I left. Good. 😂

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Really sad people are hurting themselves over nothing.

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It's almost like guns aren't a good idea 🤔🤔🤔

Edit:

CNN that Card is a certified firearms instructor and a member of the US Army Reserve.

Yup sounds about right

I did notice that the only people not opting for WFH/hybrid at my last job were all the married-with-kids types who hated being around their family and used work as an escape. It was really sad to see lol

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Fuck Israel

Cops are all cowards

Funnily enough I heard that internally they were talking about asking to have me come back as a contractor (with insane pay) but I was so much enjoying my time away from such a toxic company that nothing could make me return. I took a 7-month staycation after quitting just to unfuck how much they fucked up my brain, self-worth, and anxiety

I can't imagine wearing shoes indoors because of how filthy the outdoors is, but good for you for taking the leap!

Wear socks in the house only. Have an indoor doormat near the door where your outdoor shoes sit. Treat your indoor doormat as the "outside" and treat it like lava, not to be touched by anything but outdoor shoes. When you come in from outside, you remove your shoes near the edge of your indoor mat and step your clean socked feet one at a time off of the mat and onto your normal flooring (not on the mat, the mat is dirty).

When going outside, step your clean socks from your flooring into the shoes on your mat.

TL;DR: the outside is lava, your indoor door mat (because your outdoor shoes touch it) is lava. Your shoes are all lava-walking shoes. Your socks will burn up in the lava 🔥

Your floors will be so much cleaner and more sanitary and won't have to be cleaned as often, and you won't have microscopic amounts of dog poop and piss and grime and dirt everywhere.

People become cops because they already were pussies

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This - people probably shouldn't be going commando unless they have a bidet at home 🌊

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Why not both?

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There was a segment in the 2005 game "Condemned: Criminal Origins" where mannequins in a department store at night would only move (and surround you) when you weren't looking. Scared the shit of me way back then.

Maybe someone called it cisgendered.

you're making me shiver remembering all the "NO/LOW CODE SOLUTION!" banners I saw at the last tech conference I went to...

"Well that's embarrassing" - everything Musk / X does

Not shitty at all! Cross training and backups are your employer's problem, not yours. It may hurt you if you go on vacation or are sick, but it hurts them even more when you leave. Job security is job security and I'll take it lol

Diving or driving lol?

Lol because it was not a good game.

Jezebel was awful and deserved to be shut down a long time ago.

I mean, real estate agents don't actually do anything lol.

Edit: moreso when the agent is buying than selling

I bought a home in 2020 without agents and it was pretty easy when both sides agree on a lawyer and do their own inspections

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I started searching for it hoping it wasn't just a joke because I also think it looks gorgeous! Time to go find some brutalist desk sculptures now...

All of them. Can't stand the superhero-dominated media market.

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I literally said to myself "hell yeah!" reading the headline, and then opened to find it was the top comment 😂

FYI Spez is a pedophile piss-boy.

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Yikes dude.

People choose to be bullies. Grow up.

Regarding that last one, my last job actually happened because I was made an offer during the first interview before even doing any sort of technical or programming test...

... of course most of the developers there were awful, so I wish they had.

It's almost as if technical interviews are extremely important in vetting applicants...

There's just so few decent FTP clients out there, and all of them are very ugly lol

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Well that's embarrassing

Well that's embarrassing

And this is why I back up Google Drive locally every night.

I thought the documentary explained that a few (soda machines) were also made by the wife of another dev who had to quit after giving birth to a special-needs daughter.

So not "all", just "most"?

One really oddly specific realization I made a few years ago.

First, they were filming The Last Of Us (season 1) in my city for a few days, on the street behind mine - the street was closed off to keep the crowds out and from the crowds making noise, but they couldn't close my alley that lead into the street (through a parking lot) because it was the only way for cars in some of the buildings to leave. So the alley remained open and the parking lot connecting it to the filming location was open because they were going to have shots take place on it.

So it meant that while crowds were forming around both sides of the block trying to see into this street, I happened to notice that my back alley and the lot connecting it to the filming location were wide open, with only some lighting people and production assistants there. Since they couldn't not let me be there in my own alley, I asked if I could stand quietly on the sidelines and watch the production because that interests me, and maybe I could get a glimpse of a dreamy Pedro Pascal (they said sure and I stood in the alley and moved when they had to film it).

Now unrelated, but a a year earlier, my spouse and I used a real estate agent to look for condos in the area, but A) didn't like anything and B) didn't like how pushy this agent was - she was loud and manipulative and kept trying to convince me that I liked something when I didn't. We ended up ditching her and doing a private sale to buy the condo. She, in an email, called my husband "a man of no integrity" because she was pissy we didn't earn her an easy commission I guess.

So the strangest moment of my life was standing in the alley nearly alone, when Ana Torv, Bella Ramsay, and Pedro Pascal start walking towards me and stop 10 feet away in the parking lot. They're chatting and preparing to shoot a now-cut scene of them emerging from the parking lot onto the destroyed street. I just look like a production assistant because I'm the only onlooker there and am a little starstruck and just watching, when our attempted real estate agent, who has an office on my street and has no idea that filming is happening, or cares,, walks through the alley screaming on her phone in the most loud and obnoxious voice. I just remember looking over and thinking "oh god, that stupid awful bitch is disturbing the filming" and when I turned back, Pedro Pascal was looking annoyed at her too because she was the loudest thing on set without knowing she was a disturbance.

Long story short, the strangest sentence I can truthfully construct is "Pedro Pascal and I were both pissed at my former real estate agent at the same time"

I do the dishes as soon as possible, wipe the kitchen surfaces daily if used, I scrub the toilets the second they don't look sparkling (to prevent gross buildup, maybe every 10 days, there are no stand-pee-ers in this house spraying piss everywhere lol), my Roomba runs every 2 days to get most dust on the floor that normally would get kicked back up, and I pay for some house cleaners to come once a month to get what I missed and do a better job at it.

This was basically my experience too. Huge orchestrated echo chamber.

Oh no.... anyway...

Vampire Survivors * 1000

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