portifornia

@portifornia@lemmy.world
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Right!? I strait up heard in my head:

Um, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00, that would be great. Mm-Kay?

Lots of places do this now, unfortunately.

They have a habbit of spending billions on stock buybacks to keep their prices high 🫠

Lies! You read the rules, just not as soon as you should have.

Also I’ll never call Twitter anything but Twitter.

I don't know, I think there's room for appropriate change here;

  • Twater
  • Twit'er
  • Twixlers

I admit, my suggestions could use more help, but surely we must admit they've devolved from Twitter!?

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I totally get that, but for what it's worth, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is worth giving a shot, too! It breaks the 4th wall in a refreshingly humorous & self-deprecating way. Loved it!

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Wait, they don't contain tar?

We upgraded to an electric squarv recently. Those gas squarfs are just too expensive for city driving!

Great article! Thanks for the share.

It's not the right answer, but all the same, my head said:

Queen bees and Dodo birds

... - I think that checks out.

Kinda sounds like a great way to launder money.

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Seymour Seymour

I knew it wasn't you all along! 😜

And that is why the Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!

Well of course not. Our country was founded on it, after all!

Oh that's interesting! Locally in the US I'm always noticing the opposite: it's all briefs or boxer-briefs, rarely boxers.

Lol, that explains why I'm always in boxers! 😅

I feel like there's a "On the first day of Christmas legislation, the GOP gave to me..." carol, ripe for the singing, here!

I'm with you, despite seeing lemmings downvote the heck out of your comment 😢

The reason, and specifically for whitespace at the beginning or end of a password, is that a lot of users copy-paste their passwords into the form, and for various reasons, whitespace can get pasted in, causing an invalid match. No bueno.

Source: I'm a web developer who has seen this enough times that we had to implement a whitespace-trim validation for both setting & entering passwords.

Just. You. Wait.

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  • Striga Strudel
  • Fleder Focaccia
  • Bruxa Borscht

Nom nom nom!

I'm guessing here, I don't think Musk, the person, took out the loans, I think xitter did. So if xitter defaults, Musk's assets aren't on the line.

Edit for clarity: 'leveraged buyout with debt reassignment post acquisition'

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