portifornia

@portifornia@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

Right!? I strait up heard in my head:

Um, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00, that would be great. Mm-Kay?

Lots of places do this now, unfortunately.

They have a habbit of spending billions on stock buybacks to keep their prices high 🫠

Also I’ll never call Twitter anything but Twitter.

I don't know, I think there's room for appropriate change here;

  • Twater
  • Twit'er
  • Twixlers

I admit, my suggestions could use more help, but surely we must admit they've devolved from Twitter!?

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I totally get that, but for what it's worth, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is worth giving a shot, too! It breaks the 4th wall in a refreshingly humorous & self-deprecating way. Loved it!

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We upgraded to an electric squarv recently. Those gas squarfs are just too expensive for city driving!

Great article! Thanks for the share.

It's not the right answer, but all the same, my head said:

Queen bees and Dodo birds

... - I think that checks out.

Kinda sounds like a great way to launder money.

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Well of course not. Our country was founded on it, after all!

And that is why the Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!

I knew it wasn't you all along! 😜

Lol, that explains why I'm always in boxers! 😅

Oh that's interesting! Locally in the US I'm always noticing the opposite: it's all briefs or boxer-briefs, rarely boxers.

I feel like there's a "On the first day of Christmas legislation, the GOP gave to me..." carol, ripe for the singing, here!

Just. You. Wait.

😭

  • Striga Strudel
  • Fleder Focaccia
  • Bruxa Borscht

Nom nom nom!