portuga

@portuga@lemmy.world
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Joined 5 months ago

And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.

Except for Mrs. Claus! She stomps her foot and Santa gets grounded and goes to his room with his tail between his legs (yeah, they have a separate room arrangement)

Cowpitalism. No? I tried

“Woman online is actually a woman online”. More after the break

Best beverage ever. Personally I couldn’t live without it

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Funny thing is they’re there working after public hours. What are they doing? No one knows

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Except bosses?

Why do these guys allways look like their family is being held hostage or something?

I can’t believe you’re writing this either. Advice? Stay clear of the toot toot exhaust pipe? Or you know, get a new boss that doesn’t leak so much

This is the way

If you suffer from constipation just shit facing backwards

I think basically that’s it. I don’t even have a CD player to rip my own CDs

Edit: guess that’s on me, though

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Test post please ignore

You know how we throw a baby in the air for fun? Trump doesn’t catch back, just walks away and lets them fall on the floor

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There’s a simple explanation: LLMs are “R” agnostic because they were specifically trained to not sail the high seas

I just wish they made it a feature, or something, cause I really dislike working and stuff

Nailed it

I do love german cars, but now they just trolling. Not that I can afford a BMW, but would place a third mortgage on my house if only it wasn’t for the subscription. What next “subscription on your breaks has expired. Do you want AI to take it from here? Please download our app”

They don’t get it either

You get it

Well we portuguese don’t appreciate being called spanish or brazilian. Maybe you didn’t mean to. I don’t care much, and I won’t hold a grudge against you. Let’s just forget this

Same here, nothing to worry about

Well I don’t know if you’re trying to provoke me or something, but confusing portuguese and spanish is a big no no around the iberian peninsula

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Why is the fleet assembled then? Looks like they’re going on a schoolbus spree

Now I understand the US system

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Whenever he does (the tiniest of) fists, I instantly realize there’s nothing to gain from reading/watching further. That accounts for 99.9% of times and why I set a high standard on fist measurements, although I live in EU and US politics only concern as far as influence goes, which reaches way deep here

Also fuck you

It’s called “o meu pé de laranja lima” and it’s from a Brazilian author, and I suspected you were trolling but now I know for sure. Or else you’re just dumb. Either way bye

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I have a tower pc or two, but I gotta go pick it from the attic, hose it down, and then see if the cd tray still works
But I appreciate your reply, even if I took my time to reply Farewell, friend 🙏

Get the average human to admit they were wrong, and LLMs will follow suit

All bodies are beautiful