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Ada Lovelace

Where the grass is green and the rates are shitty?

Oh won't you please sell my home?

He's got my vote.

morbidly sexy

I'm only a professional scientist in the loosest sense of the term but for years we've tried to figure out why Joe can't leave the break room to fart and who the fuck does he think he is?

Because New Jersey has always been right there.

Better download one right away.

I was sitting in my pickup outside my apartment listening to the radio and some guy just...got in. I asked "can I help you?" and the look on his face when he realized his mistake was priceless. In his defense Lyft had just started in my area and there was only one other vehicle that looked like mine in that part of the city.

Oktoberfest it is, then.

Cabbage anus, just like grandma used to make

Shat next to a deaf guy once. Really made me think about the world.

I have a surprise day off coming up.

Graduated in 07. Gave all of my savings to my parents in 08 so they wouldn't lose their house. Bumbled around for a decade and a half trying to get a degree and start my career only to get shit canned from an okay paying job mid-pandemic. Tripped over my own dick in to a great paying union job. Currently working too much overtime and saving every dime I can because I've seen enough shit.

We wouldn't see those savings. You'll drive around a mid-range cordless tool and you'll like it.

I have a recording of the big machines where I work. Rhythmic clunking and whirring motors puts me right to sleep.

Nothing like spending your retirement hanging around the local gas station.

I think The Velveteen Rabbit is pretty fucked.

The fuck is an AK-47 pistol

Spider probably torched the house and framed the owner

Them's halliburton pebbles. Yes, you're paying for them. No, you can't look at them.

How dare you have an opinion I kind of agree with?

Is 2 hours later another time? I could use some crackhead lore building.

Probably a good sunburn buddy though.

Yea, sometimes. There's usually enough other stuff going on it's not a problem.

MF was born in the Weimar Republic. Vietnam was his midlife crisis hobby.

Banks Lake in the US has been doing it for quite awhile too.

It's probably a tie between wikipedia and flashlight.

19mm wrench and a 3/4 wrench can be used interchangeably.

Led by none other than Axl Rosebush

Watching headbanger's ball when I got out of work in 06/07 is a fond memory.

Reminds me of when I moved cities and was having a rough go of it. I borrowed 20 bucks for gas and my gas light was still on. This was only a few weeks after I had ran out of gas on my way to an interview to deliver pizza.

Then why is my freezer so full of giant ground sloth?

TIL they only have a 16.3" barrel. Neat.

Mmmmm. Gain.

Where I grew up the closest neighbor was about 2km away, nearest town was 25k, nearest town with a decent grocery store was around 40km, and the nearest "city" was damn near 100km.

Either facetious or maybe they have some fava beans laying around.

Insurance claim season

Unless they're over 25 years old. But then there's state laws for that too. I just want my kei truck.

I still get excited when I see a notification for Applied Science after several years. Breaking Taps doesn't miss, either. They both do really interesting stuff.

Raise hell praise DEI