qarbone

@qarbone@lemmy.world
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Don't threaten them with a good time.

What did you have to prepare for a Harris win? It'd either be life as usual or slightly better. Do you prepare plans for if you find five dollars on the ground on your commute?

I understand it's likely a figure of speech but the title is silly and reflects poorly.

I'm at least a quarter by myself hahahah....ha

Looks more like a disquieting Willy Wonka.

The only time something from Trump was more than you bargained for is when it's either bills or consequences.

Ooh, that's something I didn't grok when I first saw these articles pop up. Everything is focused on the "no sex punishment" angle. But, for women, now sex is more of a Russian roulette with varying amounts of bullets based on luck and how much the man cares about contraception.

An accident could saddle them with an unwanted child. Or death outside a hospital because doctors are immobilized by "abortion bans".

This was the centrifuge through which they distilled the kids worth giving a shit about.

Yes, I know centrifuges don't distill. No, I will not be making any modifications. And, if you asked in your heart, you were probably the chaff spun aside by the Iron Dais of Judgment.

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Pay me enough, and I'll waste everyone's time. Wait...

Did I just reinvent lobbying?

Yea, sure, Twitch

They were just tired of fielding questions of why the camgirls were exempt from the rules everyone else was following. Now it's because it's "artistic".

If, 24 months from now, most people aren't coding, it'll be because people like him cut jobs to make a quicker buck. Or nickel.

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I believe it's more the fear of looking informal or unprofessional. Without more formal clothes, he was afraid of looking like a random chancer copping a feel instead of someone trying to save a life. Pretty silly in retrospect but definitely a possible fear in the moment.

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Maybe that's a sign to make less coffee, bruv

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He did it once. He did a good thing for his flesh-and-blood child ONE TIME. And regretted it so hard, he started pushing far-right values and amplifying fascist dialogue to counteract it for everyone else's families.

"I like to look for the good in people." You're not looking for good, you're exacavating it from beneath years and hundreds of anecdotes to the contrary.

Are we eventually gonna get more fusion because billionaires are demanding more energy for their stupid projects?

Sure, knock yourselves out.

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I figured it was an attempt to get votes in before he's declared ineligible. So when he's ousted, he'll say "I got all these votes, count em! I should win but they're cheating and saying I can't run! FRAUD!"

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Title feels like clickbait. Would be more convinced it was deliberate clickbait if the thumbnail didn't directly show the sign saying "negro" and not the actual slur.

But that just makes the choice of title more confusing.

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He gave hypotheticals with very clear and pretty easy answers. The fact that he posed those as stumbling blocks means he shouldn't be deliberating on anything more significant than what he should have for lunch.

Did Russia promise to back them on this thing if they send people in the meat grinder small military operation against Ukraine?

Or is it just that time of the month again?

You...you can just do the normal method. You don't have to blow into your drums...

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When there are no parentheses, you process left to right on the same tier of operations. That's how it's always been processed.

Unless you work with businesspeople. Then both parts are true.

He ain't gon be doin much "sleepin", na'm'sayin?

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now you see it

This is, perhaps naively, assuming that employers wouldn't just increase the number of days you're working. Weeks are now 10 days long, and you work for 7 of them.

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Not meaningless but certainly undercuts the grandstanding.

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"If you don't stop committing a humanitarian crisis, we're going to stop sending humanitarian aid!"

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What?

They're not calling for him to be "cancelled". They're just not going to view his stuff anymore. Any individual doesn't need a reason to stop doing something they've engaged in willingly. Unless you didn't mean to reply to the comment you did.

I'm beginning to think companies are doing this to get people to leave by themselves

I've been told I have ADHD by my friends with ADHD, so apparently I'm spec'd deep into anger. Kids, it works!

“I had a diet Mountain Dew yesterday, and one today. I’m sure they’re probably gonna call that racist, too.” Around the room there were some scattered laughs.

...smooth-talking?

The reply doesn't even make sense. If you have no more children, then you have no children who can misbehave.

Yeah! Do you know some people don't even tip anymore? Like what happened to the common decency in America?

It's the same energy because it's the same joke

Kinda feels like that only holds when you hold a minority opinion (from a larger societal view). There are no big, explicit groups for being anti-random murder or government-mandated molestations. Most of us are just sorta passively against certain things.

Both the title and the image seem to be misunderstanding what the story actually is saying, as if it were the king's kid that got ate.

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...where'd he chop a tree that big? did that bastard take down all the cool, fantasy trees??

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Ew, I can feel myself getting healthier just parsing the word "u*****l ar". You need to censor more of that.

Honestly. Am I missing something in the picture? It's just a city? Am I supposed to be unable to comprehend a nice, coastal city?

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Smdh Each of those require different kind of storage and would never be on the same aisle.

Unless their 'aisles' are just room-temperature piles of merchandise.

Why are muscles manly?

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