....said the stable boy

Oh, it's about me.

Wait no I'm 37, fuck

"omw"

Seems to have been the right decision

To call them peers is an insult to the jurors

Usually cuffs or a bullet

Yea, you can't just read the news and go huh. anymore, because the news is no longer "this is what happened." Now it's "OMG YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS YOU'RE GONNA HATE THAT this happened AND EVERYONE IS PISSED"

I wish it wasn't

Nah man, he's an idiot. Can't believe he said that.

Everybody knows if you say your wish out loud it doesn't come true!

and got rid of imposter syndrome

Don't worry, steam reviews will fix that.

Jk congrats on the game! Can't wait to check it out

True Christians know Jesus was a dirty hippy

I've tried to use it for debugging by copying code into it, and it gives me the same code back as the corrected version. I was wondering why it's been getting worse

I don't know about any other users, but I use game pass knowing I don't own the games and they can be taken away whenever. I've used it to play games to see if it's worth buying to own, or games I'm interested in trying out but not interested enough to buy it until I try it

Cameras aren't usually allowed at Klan meetings

Dudes just ignoring the shoes thrown at Bush

Psh, I drink it everyday and I'm FINE

It's uh, private, don't worry about it this isn't about you

Trump will surely pay her bail for being so loyal

Free Rulester was right there... Missed opportunity

Sometimes I just start a sentence, and don't know where it's going

My windows 10 already has a watermark to activate it

I have a couple of em

17 years ago, good god how did that happen

illegally

illegal

illegally

Eh, I've heard enough. Acquitted! bangs squeaky gavel

Aww man now everyone's gonna know I was peeing!

The top two

This month?!

You can't disappoint a picture

Ruby: there is a built in method called free_the_princess()

My MILs partner bought gift cards for Rod Stewart who messaged him on FB.

I moved from US to Canada with a whole lot less lined up

Upload is a fun show

These days, I don't even know anymore. I've lost all faith that's what's right will be what's done

Think you mean "still"

Shut UP Napoleon, I'm talking to hot babes online!

*specific. Sorry but spesific instead of specific is specially annoying for me

And lived to tell about it

Infinite loop

There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids the same sex than by writing a song about it leading a group hating them!

The biggest fuck you that can be sent is the thing staying completely empty