Rev. Layle

We call an ambulance we get fire dept first responders, then an ambulance if you need it. Never got the police, and we have done it many times with my father in law with heart issues.

.... And I live in Tulsa

thank mr skeltal

I believe it is cumulative.

50k first day

PLUS 100k next day (running total 150k)

PLUS 200k next day (running total 350k)

Oh no, a leopard ate my face!

FFLAGK BIDEN

wat

Except for the original deskjet they had back in the early 90s, I haven't touched HP, on purpose anyways, since then. I hate their printers, their computers, and their software. Nothing about their stuff works properly and has been garbage for me.

Just deleted mine after seeing this. My reason for leaving comment: "Pee pee poo poo"

Dude (or dudette, or whatever),

You seriously have issues, really

I use windows 11 pro, and I don't see any of these ads anywhere ever. Is that something the home versions only do? Did I turn off some setting proactively at setup that prevents the ads?

First of all, how dare you

Just have one of them with a long schlong. Doesn't matter which one.

Liftoff gang represent!

Blue, because I'll might come to this again and take the red door on the second time around.

egs

Waldenbooks still exists?

Look, Kevin is doing his best

"Hey, what's wrong with Woofie?"

Your friend is dead

I donate about 100 USD a year, give or take. I figured it's worth it for as much as I use Wikipedia

BIG DEAL, I CAN USE INNUENDO TOO. TONIGHT'S FIGHT IS BETWEEN FLYBOY AND THE VAULT HUNTER...BLOWJOBS!

"It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."

• Indiana Jones

Wonder if you could root it and just put software on it to do what you want?

My wife wears (almost) exclusively skirts or dresses when she is out and about. She refuses to own any without pockets.

Why is this shit being posted ag... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

John F Kennedy International is an airport in New York City

[Mitch Hedberg intensifies]

Oh shit, I had forgotten about "He Gets Us"... Thanks, I guess

My voids don't even ask any more. They just come up to me, grab my hand with their paws and start rubbing their faces all over it

It's also easier for other people to look after when going out of town a couple of days. Just feed and give them pets. Maybe the littler box if more than a 2 to 3 days. Dogs you have to be able to let out and such 2 to 3 times a day at least (or just send them to a kennel, i.e. money)

Indeed that is him. I hope he posts here at least every now and then. I don't do reddit anymore either, but I love Extrafabulous comics

Great, now I need to play some peggle

Over the past few years, to the traditional sounds of an English summer, the drone of lawnmowers, the smack of leather on willow, has been added a new noise...

I went to pixel because the last couple of moto phones were just meh, but chop chop flashlight was the greatest thing ever

Mine was always perfect

I'm good enough

I'm smart enough

And gosh darn it, people like me!

After the first few days I realized: I have been to this site before. Easily over a decade or more ago.

Almost everything at Aldi is private label, which is why it is cheaper (again you only find a few recognizable name brands). However, I will not by fresh foods from Aldi as most of the time as it goes bad fast. I do like their snacks and prepackaged deli stuff tho.

I just started Lemmy a couple days ago. I uninstalled Reddit app 3 weeks ago and closed all my tabs. Occasionally a search results in Google for info will pop up a relevant reddit thread, of I think it has an answer I need I will click it. I didn't delete my reddit account or anything tho, just logged out.

Snot bubbles

I literally just found genxgamer a week ago and love it. Ashens, 8bitguy and Techmaon I have followed for years

Wish nostalgia nerd would make more videos tho, he kinda dropped off recently.

I was thinking "someone should do this with all Xs"

And here you deliver! Bravo