rockerface

Every person is a mix of their chad self and their virgin self, and noone is complete without both

how is it a new twist when you can already get fucked in the ass by a red shell

It's me. I'm the furry coworker

This is the law of equivalent exchange

holesome, even

It's it too much to ask for both?

Holy climate change

There is a similar request on GitHub already - you still might want to check it out to support the suggestion

no, it's wrapped until Christmas

So what, arranged marriage is pre-order?

Wingdings is where it's at

we engage in moderate tomfoolery, if you will

Exactly this. I am 27 and if there's anything I've learned about the importance of different skills in tech, is that the most important one is finding the information you need. Everything else, you can look up as you need it

putting the shit in shitposting

If the Earth were the size of a basketball, it wouldn't even feel wet to the touch because of how thin the oceans would be relatively. Scales are wild

Not only that, but electricity travels through nerves at a finite speed (that is less than light speed), and brain spends non-zero amount of time to piece together the reality you perceive from all of your senses. So yeah, there's always a delay in your perception and IIRC there even are experiments that prove that

They steal raccoons, while our farmers steal their tanks. It's been wild here yeah

The Empress fight in JoJo be like

These boots look pretty handy

And because the light gets passed through a pinhole (the pupil) before hitting the back of our eyes, we actually see everything upside-down

Oh, that explains why lemmy.world was being weird today and yesterday. Thought it was just issues with my account. Thanks for the info!

Honestly, go off queen, keep vaporising them

so if we get to GammaFi we can be even faster

Placebo effect is real. So is the opposite. Not in the way that it magically changes the universe, but it can influence your own body

Is puggle like a pug, but with less breathing problems?

Rook on h8 lights a bonfire and reverts hollowfication. Bonfire lights up nearby tiles

This could be me, but I'm at least self aware of what I look like

I was enjoying the hell out of Factorio until I realized that debugging conveyors and train stops feels like what I already do at work. I mean, I like my work (coding and automating stuff) but I would like to rest by doing somethig else lmao. That said, Factorio does what it does really well

The real horror is people thinking soda helps with dehydration

Meanwhile bees and ants are unpaid interns

Popcorn, anyone? 🍿

oof ouch owie

Sounds cool! Give him a hug from me :)

Worked for me - though the yellow text almost caused my eyes to crash while reading

Simon Tatham's puzzles are goated indeed

Just give me the bloody neurolink already, I'm ready to ascend into the hivemind

Intelligence stat, it's used for sorcery in Souls games

I thought it used to be 300 bucks

Jokes on you, I was already on the toilet when seeing this post

Roguelikes/lites (my latest addiction is Gunfire Reborn)

Survival/crafting games (think Subnautica, Dont Starve)

Soulslikes (I'm a filthy INT main)

Terraria, for some reason can't shake off the addiction

Puzzle games, occasionally (especially first person puzzles like Portal, Turing Test, Talos Principle)

My guilty pleasure is coming back to Overwatch every once in a while, if only to remind myself why I left the last time