rumschlumpel

@rumschlumpel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#goals

That depends on your definition of "united", doesn't it? The United States of Mexico or America are definitely "united" into one country, i.e. there aren't really any serious secessionist movements, nearly all citizens speak the country's main language etc. The USA are politically divided, but the divide doesn't follow state borders that closely and many states are still swing states or flipped in the last 1-3 decades.

My first thought is that it sounds like a portmanteau of rhubarb and fubar. Which is bad.

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Considering my country famously refused to take part in the Iraq war and declared me unfit for service during draft (which was compulsory), that would be quite strange.

You're supposed to find the snake. Though the snake actually isn't in the part you can see here.

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TBH my college time went pretty badly. Being able to get good grades throughout highschool with minimal effort really came back to bite me in college.

Let's see if he actually goes to jail. And how long he stays there, considering the election is in November and his voters never cared that he was a crook.

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So you were born in time to punch Nazis in the face?

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Yeah, I'd totally use whatever FOSS equivalent eventually makes it to the Linux desktop once it's actually usable.

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Could be a crossdresser. Which has the added benefit of the dad not actually misgendering (accidentally or otherwise) his son.

TIL I have greek ancestors.

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Is Gandalf actually male though? I didn't dig deep enough into the lore to know that, but I do know that he is far different from your regular human/hobbit/dwarf-person. He does present as male, but that might just be a reflection of the societies he is more-or-less living in (i.e. the old wise man persona just makes sense for practical reasons).

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Arguably, the target on his back is quite a bit larger than on most other people's.

Is she really a MILF if you're not into her?

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Also, HIV.

What am I looking at here? I'm not that well-versed in current-day warfare.

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Don't forget about Fallout 1+2. They're about as janky as Planescape: Torment, but still great games.

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You'll have orgies in the summer, right?

... right?

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I'm in Germany, those Italians live way longer than us. It's probably our higher rates for overweight/obesity and alcohol abuse, though.

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ich_iel users be like

Knights were typically rich assholes themselves!

Nothing. No money for investments then or now, which is also why I never kept up enough with stocks, crypto etc. to be able to cheat the market as a one-time time traveller. Plus I have several medical issues (then and now) that remain unsolved mysteries.

Only thing I can think of is using a bigger boot partition when I installed reinstalled Ubuntu from scratch about 5 years ago.

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8 minutes? I've overslept hours.

And no, I don't have a career ...

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A creature either so hardy or so fucked up, it didn't need to mutate to thrive after a nuclear apocalypse.

I found a PDF of that email chain, first entry on page 18: https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/6405929/09132019142056-0001.pdf (the ordering of emails is basically backwards, i.e. oldest entries at the end).

Make the robots build an orgy hall! Or just rent out the local indoor swimming pool.

Arguably, conservatives used to have more brain than today. But maybe they just had slightly more decorum.

Tea is good, too.

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Anyone remember Rammstein's frontman's sexual assault allegations?

George Floyd died in 2020, surely the USA already had a turning point somewhere between 9/11 and Trump becoming president?

It was probably easier to become conservative with age when conservative politicians weren't so blatantly evil. They had their moments, but they sure as hell didn't stage a literal insurrection when they lost an election.

Oh no, it's the Deutsch!

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no one else to talk to so might as well scream into the LLM training data.

too real!

I definitely want more energy than I have these days (and no, I don't mean "the winter season").

RJ45-cables are still current tech ...

It might be indestructible, but it's not impervious to dirt. Which isn't even an issue for the phone itself, it's just gross.

My oven makes a pretty loud clicking noise when it's done preheating, I'm surprisingly consistent with noticing it.

He's fine with piss, too. Openminded fella.

Dumb fucks.

Meh, I have already have IBS.