sarsaparilyptus

@sarsaparilyptus@midwest.social
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Joined 11 months ago

The initial Android Jellybean version of the blobmojis are the only emojis that have ever been good, before or since

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People who make decisions like this don't know what a sitemap is. They probably think CNET is an app.

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We're talking about actual web browsers here, not spyware that uses your device to run a botnet

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You can also just dissolve a shitload of styrofoam plates and cups in a 1:1 mixture of rubbing alcohol and gasoline, if you don't live near a gas station with a kerosene pump. You can start very wet wood that way, but I wouldn't use it to cook.

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I do the same thing in reverse, I live in Zee territory but I always pronounced the ZX Spectrum as Zed-Ex

Today, a Lemming did not learn what a thesis statement is.

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You can't fool me

Personally I hope he gets struck by lightning

Musk deserves a long drop from a short rope. Aside from that, I'm a no sea lions allowed zone, so you'd best be on your way.

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Because the only thing that unites them is a desire to return to slavery

Take your meds

frontend will be closed source for a while

i.e. forever

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Nobody tell him

What's going wrong here where you seem unfamiliar with even the concept of white balance and/or color temperature being off in a photograph? You've seen it happen on your own cell phone camera.

Baistr baisans
Trisrig ansishts

Really? Okay, have some more

Might be indie rock. I'll never forget going to 4chan /mu/ and seeing a guy argue that music should be unpleasant and hard to listen to if you really care about it, because then your opinion on the "sonic experience" isn't being compromised by pleasure, citing the godawful singer of Neutral Milk Hotel as enriching the band more than a good singer would have. Called Death Grips "entry-level" music for tweens before you're ready to graduate to experimental non-melodic field recordings of harsh noise.

Thx daddy

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news

The internet, or the web? Me and the other gopher/Gemini weirdos are gonna be fine.

Fuck all, just more rumors and innuendo from some jackass that won't back it up

Discord? What, did nobody have an Xfire room? That doesn't inspire confidence.

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The fact that you don't understand doesn't mean I have an obligation to spoonfeed it to you

Most intelligent ancap

A wasted opportunity, too, since there's space to add the McDonald's ad that calls their milkshakes "painfully thick".

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I'm not convinced of that at all. To me the lesser evil is to run degoogled Android and jump through hoops to protect your privacy, not to choose the maliciously evil corporation over the benevolently evil corporation.

All fair points, but

what the hell are you talking about? What's all this stuff about plants?

I can only imagine that you've also said things like "we are indoors, nobody is beating around any bushes" or "how can you have the best of both worlds? There's only one world" or "there's no way you could 'knock it out of the park', we're not playing baseball".

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You can get 32GB of laptop RAM for like $60 to $80 if you find sales, and even one 16GB stick would be an upgrade for you. Modern bloat is so bad that having 8 gigs of RAM is the equivalent of having 4 a few years ago.

Is that how people do that on your planet?

Yeah, you guys are always "just asking questions", aren't you? That'll be all.

Do you do anything besides serial shitposting of ragebait?

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You mean the web, not the internet. And no, they're not the only reason, they just help facilitate consumer protection in ways that happen to be mutually beneficial—not motivated by altruism. There are a lot of people who work a lot harder than the EU, often for free, who are much more responsible for the web and the internet itself being in a decent state and being worth caring about.

Very interesting that you describe your journey using almost identical language to how people describe their relationship with faith. Is that why you're part of the LaRouche cult, or did you decide that you identify with genocide denial, Holocaust truthing, anti-semitism, and neo-fascism all on your own?

That's just an urban legend

Lucky for me I don't give a shit what the EU thinks

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JavaScript is an abomination and real jobs don't use it

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Imagine actually having Google Play Services on your phone. Unthinkable. I'll be praying for you guys.

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