satans_crackpipe

@satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world
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Joined 11 months ago

I work for Chipotle Corporate. Please send me your email address. I'll make sure it gets fixed.

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If you have spinal or neck pain, see a licensed physiotherapist. If you have a toothache, do you go to a toothiologist to have your teeth punched? Or do you go to a doctor of dental medicine?

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Human race 💪

I would be pissed if I got a 10/100 catalyst switch too.

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This is not a joke, although I'm laughing pretty hard

https://www.covenanteyes.com/

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New MacBook: M1 RISC 8GB RAM 250 SSD 1440x900 resolution Touchbar that prevents touch typing? No touch screen $2200+

Decline in demand is sooooo mysterious.

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Money is the only vote that matters. Avoid the Nazi bar. Don't give them ad revenue or search engine relevance (for what that's worth anymore).

Sounds like someone has been having romantic feelings for their pet.

Where is mother Theresa?

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Call me paranoid, but a ton of money is at stake over platforms that used to be useful in terms of spreading information. And they're both being tanked at the same time? During heightening 'geopolitical tensions'? And in the face of a strange upcoming election in the United States where both platforms started and are based?

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What are these con artists up to? And why are so many people self replicating the propaganda?

Eat rice and beans for every meal.

Don't eat three meals a day

Buy tools from pawn shops and learn to service your vehicle or bike

Cold showers and dark rooms

Pick up a sewing machine from a thrift store

Basically DIY as much as possible. And steal anything you can.

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Just learned a new word, did we?

You have to be a real big loser to work in Congress. Ya gotta be an even bigger loser to be kicked out.

Also, is he wearing contouring makeup in the header picture?

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The only thing that can stop a bad MRI with a gun is a good MRI with a gun.

Can they work on the 30 year old code base supporting OneDrive first? How the fuck are we supposed to willingly put our personal data up for ransom through that service?

The United States is a British/Israeli colony.

Stop posting apple advertisments.

The FOMO feeling subsides quickly when I pop back over there. It's all children and bots now.

I'm really happy this exists. Thank you for sharing.

I was informed it is rude to say nothing good of the dead. RIP the victims of henry.

Plot twist: the chip gets stuck in an intestinal fold and Big Parma thugs beat the shit out of you.

No one gives a shit. There are places that have sane copyright laws.

Guess what else it's doing without asking.

That would require multiple monitors and rave music.

Were you published for writing tough guy prose?

I might be stuck in the floor since I'm laying on a mattress on my left side.

My what extensions? Isn't that the keylogger and network compute software with perfunctory ad delivery features?

Heavy duty blood sugar requires heavy duty vehicles.

Not just conservatives, but all weak fearful people.

The unintentional satire in the replies is sooooo delicious.

I heard Google was a non-profit and they care about us very much.

Kinda rude to take out the pisser.

How does this all work? Do his handlers have a certain timeframe for twitter.com to go offline? Is he given creative freedom to express his inner and outer child, or is there a tight script? I have so many questions.

When did discord become useful?

It's a good chain. I want to be tossed in the ocean (when I'm dead).

I'm not sure why I decided to refresh my memory after eating pasta.

Probably get hit by a car.

AP is really nosediving. Malware ads and no cursory explanation of purchasing medical debt.