schmaustin

Crunchertize me cappin

Just buy new teeth

I need a medium sized dog for reference

For real "so and so wrote about this" instead of whatever ambiguous nonsense that was lol

because of the titties or just because its long af?

I feel like a hundred bucks!

Thank you, I was hoping someone had done the math because it felt like more. I'm going to confidently quote this fact without checking it, I trust you.