some dick in high school tried to make fun of me by singing this song since i had long hair, then his stupid buddy said, "with that hair they're a soul woman"

well look at me now eric i am a fucking woman

196 is a shitpost sub where you must post something when you vist

a tankie is a authoritarian that believes they're a communist. they support the imperialist invasion of Ukraine, and they deny the tianaman square massacre, where the CCP ran tanks over college students protesting the authoritarian government. they deny a bunch of other atrocities as well, these are the only two i can think of right now.

a lot of tankies are going to be posting an essay by Engles that defends authoritarianism, asserting that authoritarianism is compatible with communism. which, while sure, isn't ideal because one person having power always ends in genocide. well, it doesn't end in genocide, genocide just... happens under authoritarianism.

after feeding my cat she becomes really cuddly

a friend of mine from church recommend this to me a full decade before my egg cracked, i got about halfway through season 2 before stopping because i couldn't process the feelings. i read the manga this year (after being out for almost a year) and it's pretty good

there's literally a community called "moretankie196", they should go infest that one instead

those people "blindly" signing up see no other way to get an education or even survive. they're victims of systemic issues too and your lack of empathy for them disturbs me

of course he's a cop, that's why he's always asking if i like kissing boys

i honestly love tests like this. i don't learn anything new about myself, but if a future partner cares about my sexuality to this level, it'd be cool to show them

look, the last time i tried to make eye contact i couldn't see for like, 10 minutes

i am once again asking people to stop conflating bottoming and subbing

bottom means your on the bottom, sub means your submissive. you can be a dominant bottom and a submissive top. i've been both

anyways healers will dom you, it's tanks that will be submissive. we're masochists

fullmetal alchemist. it's either the first or second volume i forget which

man, glados was really inspired by shodan wasn't she?

idk, i never played either system shock, but that description sounds a lot like glados too

Pseudoregalia

we need a new deity that we can blame for all the evil shit because clearly satan ain't it

though "Satan" rolls off the tongue real well when calling someone evil

i want to be smol and tucked in 🥺

photorealistic goku isn't real, he can't hurt me

but that phone call is scaaaaaaaarrrrrryyyy

i was gonna make a joke about being a bottom tank, but realized i like being a tanking healer the most so i guess i'm a switch?

search SIE Sound Team

i'm pretty sure that's Baphomet, or Baphie

i miss my xp thinkpad. it didn't have a touchpad, just the nipple

The Sewer Snake by elmobo

Destroyer of the Universe by Amon Amarth^2^

Destroyer of the Universe by Amon Amarth

I'm Eighteen by Alice Cooper

Atba's Al-Namrood by Al-Namrood

Be Still Our Bleeding Hearts by Cattle Decapitation

and here's your large soda

and that is why i only buy AAA games off g2a. indie devs generally deserve my money still

mid to late 2000s for me. though i have always been extremely careful and only started interacting with strangers on the internet in the 2010s after i was an adult.

...maybe i am smart

I AM SCREAMING UPLOAD THE FUCKing PICTURE

okay but like for real, i'd trust snack mascots more if they looked like they just went to fucking town those snacks

Redneck Vikings from Hell by Æther Realm

i wish this god damn cat would stop assuming my sexuality

back under the guillotine with you

i wanna be both of them :(

jesus christ i know i'm fucked when this didn't shock me

i refuse to believe your wasp propaganda. however if they leave me alone i leave them alone. that's my stance with all bugs outside.

come in my house and i kill

i will join this glorious evolution

i also play league :(

Eye of the Beholder by Metallica

my first playthrough was a little over 5 hours, then i immediately went back and beat it 2 more times, at a little under 3 and a little under 2 respectively

The Sewer Snake by elmobo

hehe it's the sex number

Apocalyptic Havoc by Goatwhore

what's the song

Revolution 9 by the Beatles

i was just like "no. no no no. no no no n- oh". then got jumpscared by the final frame with Olaf, Anna and Elsa together