What did you do with the porn collection you found when cleaning out your dead parent's home?
jimmy carter will out live both mark my words
shit_of_ass
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Joined 1 years ago
im sliding up to the first woman i see wym
you do it so you can mog
bro its everywhere I go
masturbate maybe
Suit youself, I like lemmy
I get hella hoes on this app
I became desensitized thanks to copious gore at 13 π
I need a therian girlfriend ππ
shut up i wasnt asking your 2024 ass
the future the left wants π£
Alcoholism ends here
finna get crunk off the bob 2nite
Is there anything on tv that isnt sex and violence
I like to eat a tomato like it's an apple
If given a new life would you choose to be born the same sex that you were?
Who does your dog choose to sleep with?
itβs an irrigation ad π
boobs or ass
To thank them Iβve been mailing them special thank you gifts π π
i can road rage in a car π
being a shit ass π
Deleting my socials (i spread misinformation)
no but boobs are mandatory
I like to jerk π€§
I love exploiting children for their labor β€οΈ
beefsteaks π©
the best things are messy
Reading Spectrum 7th grade math workbook was the first time I considered ending it all
WHY DID I JUST START STROKING IT ππ π
then i wip out my coin slot πΉπΉπ«π
I fight them nearly every day π
hey bert read this go fuck yourself
i am π
no
this is why I made this post but people out here actually giving recs π¨π
double chunk chocolate cookie
proof?
my kids love watching clitoris π₯°π₯°
men fear me fish want me
Couldn't even cry to this, I broke down immediately!!! CLEAN UP AISLE ON MY WRISTS ππ₯π―π
I've RIZZED every skibidi toilet I've ever taken a mew on...at least since I started jelqing
itβs what all the kids are into now
opps keeping him in containment
:Ζ
grabbing the tip of your penis and stretching it as far as you physically can
nah, raw
she freak on my gyatt till I baby gronk