shortypants

@shortypants@lemmy.world
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The mental gymnastics these people are capable of are depressingly impressive.

Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

Actually though, just dab with TP. You'll use much less TP and not need "flushable" wipes that still clog your main sewage line

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They still have a love affair with faxes though. Thank God you can fax from 7 Eleven. You can do pretty much anything from 7 Eleven.

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"She led Cricket to a gravel pit and killed her"

So the unruly dog followed her to its death... That doesn't sound very unruly.

Megyn Kelly is nasty ~ Donald Trump

Megyn has that short term GOP memory. These people have no soul.

Also, fuck you too Megyn.

He reminds me of a bearded, pudgy Norm MacDonald.

A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson and Sailing Alone Around the World by Joshua Slocum

Chump change for a genius billionaire.

But the sign only said No Water Toys Allowed in the Wave Pool.

Get the 7 Eleven multicopy app. You can do all kinds of things.

Fandango. 1985 with Kevin Costner and Judd Nelson. It was Costner and Kevin Reynolds' first project together. It's not a straight up comedy but it's a very funny movie IMHO.

No, I think pussy is an appropriate term here. I'm not a woman and can't gatekeep the term but I think that most women would agree that Putin attacking a children's hospital is a full pussy move.