Smuuthbrane

@Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
3 Post – 229 Comments
Joined 1 years ago

Almost as smuuth as sharks.

Anarchist answer: They're both unisex - bees for pees, birds for turds.

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"Bruh, can you tuck me in?" 😂

Bees have a stinger, and "bird" has been a slang term for a woman (like, what, 1920-1950s?).

Regards, I agree that's needlessly vague, and just about to the point of useless.

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Oh FFS, don't just randomly post shit you see on Facebook.

It's the road manager, and she literally kicks him in the ass, hard enough that he falls down.

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Fine, Bs represent bra size so that's the women's room, and a cock is a bird, so that's the men's room.

Any way you slice it, these signs don't help.

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You got me good, laughed my face off.

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So, the Swiss suicide pod lets you kill yourself with nitrogen gas, and apparently that's absolutely fine and painless.

Alabama thinks about using nitrogen gas, and it's cruel and unusual?

WTF am I missing here? Or is it all just the BS hyperbole of US politics?

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So, who is providing the software? Because that's who is paying to get a unique data set of face images. Specifically Brazilian faces of people who either self-indentify as hung over or want to try to game the system for a discount. I'll let you guess which population is going to be bigger.

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Fuck hostile design.

So how do girls drink then??

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Out of context, that's not normal.

In your context, there is no normal, but your actions were rational.

Hope you recover quickly, friend, and get the cup of tea you deserve.

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Packaged in plastic? I can guarantee that any hydrogen that had been "infused" was long gone before it got to the consumer.

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Yes, this establishment's blacklist.

Letting the oil circulate before putting load on the engine. Only needs an extra 10-15 seconds, or the time it takes me to scrape during the winter months. No time needed if it was recently running.

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By extension that means we can also reprogram alien satellites and probes. So why aren't we??

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He came from the deep ocean, and nobody thinks he's just the absolute master at treading water?? SMDH

StAr tReK is TOO DIVERSE, tHatS wHy I lIkE Babylon 5!

[insert heavy breathing and unchecked drooling]

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That's his videos now. Get you to watch them to hype Crunch Labs.

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How do you define "normally"? You may wish to clarify as "civilly".

Me? I'm fine with it, but may block it if it's too active, as I likely wouldn't understand the posts.

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Always use the correct wrench or socket, and know if your nut has a right or left handed thread. Let's not bust any nuts this month.

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Probably Monday-chan that will tearfully ask why big tiddie goth girl-field doesn't like her.

Data, fully functional.

This might be the scariest thing some people see this Halloween.

Metal is also elastic.

But that doesn't mean metal is plastic or elastic in terms of material type, just the English sucks.

The question is why don't all hot dogs do this? Look at those wonderful browned edges, those are going to be way tastier than any uniform pink boiled sadness logs. Put them on a different bun it in a wrap if you need to, but don't change how you're cooking them!!

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Three weeks ago I had abdominal pain. I went to Emergency and was diagnosed with appendicitis, which had fully ruptured. I was transferred to another hospital in the same city, and had an operation that night. Due to complications I was in hospital for 8 days. The biggest expense during this entire time was the parking fees when my family came to visit. I left with a prescription, and no bill. Yes, some of our wait times are stupid long, but in this case I got what I needed promptly and was not rushed home until I was deemed ready.

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nice nice NICE

Wow, he's got TWO things to base his whole personality on. What a complex, nuanced existence he must lead. 🙄

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But boiling spoon pot water drip pot spoon water boiling???

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And yet the Klingon lessons are "the men and women walk" and "Martok and Torg respect Kahless" and "the soldier repaired Mara's robot".

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Swim diapers are disgusting. Unlike real diapers that absorb and catch all manner of tiny human waste, swim diapers are just turd filters. Everything else gets through. Source: I have kids.

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The disarming route:

You: Can I have a raise? Pest: What? I can't give you one, I'm not your boss. You: Say that last part again slowly. [insert raise eyebrows here for emphasis]

No more poop knife, you just bite it off.

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And which is more bioavailable, metallic iron or iron oxide? Do we want to lick clean iron or rusty iron??

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Well you can't write in the snow without a full bladder. Those will suffice.

Returneth thy cart.

I have a theory, but I'm betting nobody truly wants to hear it.

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Safe for the machine. Your squishy bits won't hurt it. You're just extra lube.

Brown doesn't exist. It's deep orange.

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