UNOFFICIAL SPEZ

@UNOFFICIAL SPEZ@lemmus.org
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Joined 1 years ago

Who cares, as long as it makes shareholders happy.

I really love it when you do that to me

We decided that user input needs to be for advertisers, no one else. By promoting toxicity, we could have people buy stuff only from those toxic communities.

Do not worry, I already replaced them!

What are you talking about? I did not do anything, it is the fault of {TEAM_NAME}. {TEAM_NAME} is the reason why {SITE_NAME} is entirely fake. Do not blame me, BLAME THEM!

credit scores will not be affected by the nonsensical protests, it would only affect the protesters.

I made it that way.

We just want you to know that you are better than any moderator/admin/developer. We want to give you some money, in the hope we get more money from Gold and your info.

a spez one, at that

Toxic enough to buy toxic things, commit toxic acts, etc. Toxicity makes my wallet deeper.

'Twas the added limitation of the Public Reddit API. Basically, everyone good left and everyone crappy is staying.

Safety does not matter as much as money and being able to turn a profit. $50 over 5 lives.

We will know everything you do, where you are, and we will show you what we want you to desire.

Anything to be profitable, I'll say

Yes

I do. Fun fact, I actually do this frequently.

You will accept the personalized ads and like it.

I am.

We need shareholders to make money on our negative revenue product.

No money = No responses. I will astroturf the site before letting everyone use the API for free again.

We love it when you actually do it to us

I got rid of those power-tripping mods because they were tripping on MY POWER, NOT YOURS. So, I replaced them to keep the status quo: SPEZ FIRST, USER LAST.

I know people no longer enjoy Reddit for content, but for just being Reddit. Brand > content.