squidman

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But do they have the ability to war? 🤔

McCaul: "Are... are WE the swamp?"

Just a little bit of corruption, as a treat!

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"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist."

Every accusation is a confession.

Earth. Hitler. 1938.

I fucked up with a woman I really like, so, I did :'(

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That ad campaign pissed me off so much. I was even more disappointed when the people here fell for it. I thought we were smarter than those damn companies, but no.

Republicans: there's never any money to help people, but there's always money for racism.

Might I suggest that it is actually the typical standard condoms available out there that are the problem and not the concept of a condom itself? I have had similar experiences to you, but I decided to try getting a custom fit condom from ONE Condoms. Turns out the standard sizes were just too small and getting an appropriately sized condom improved the experience of using one significantly. I know this is sounding like an ad for ONE Condoms, but maybe it will get some folks to reconsider using protection.

Never negotiate with terrorists.

We're bringing back the shotgun weddings, boys!

It's got some uncanny valley flaws to it, like a poorly trained AI model.

Miscommunication and mismatched expectations. Wish I had brought it up earlier.

Well, shit.

Thanks, friend.

I read this all in Strong Bad's voice.

Producer Guy: "Sounds like destroying a democracy from the inside is going to be incredibly difficult." Writer Guy: "Actually it's gonna be super easy. Barely an inconvenience." Producer Guy: "Oh, really!" Writer Guy: holds up a suitcase full of money

Excellent! I -- I mean, too bad.

It's got what the environment craves!

Gone in squidxty seconds.