stoicmaverick

@stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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Joined 12 months ago

Yeah. I've since figured it out. It's just the net up verse down vote count. Actually somewhat useful for quick glancing.

What about the thing where he fucked kids? Anybody still looking into that?

Yeah. Does anybody else think that this "One strike and you're dead to me, regardless of how complex the issue is" thing is getting a little out of hand? The only winning move here is not to play, but then he would be attacked from both sides for appearing apathetic.

That has a high likelihood of also disabling the car.

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And let me tell you about the manufacturing history of Mitsubishi....

Please stop! My penis can only become so erect!

Did...... Did you have different plans before the court ruling?

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It mostly always just bothered me that a parsec is a unit of distance that relies on the Earth's specific orbital distance around the sun. The Faraway Galaxy of Star Wars would have no way to measure how far a parsec is.

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You just mean 'A' bong right? Or do you actually have 'THE' bong in your possession?

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And me, a hospice nurse, waiting on hold on the phone for 20-30 minutes to see if any of those people can tell me if they have any Roxanol in stock for my patient actively dying of bone cancer.

Don't act that surprised. They've been going for a while now, and the writers are running out of ideas.

I don't think that image uploaded correctly. It's just blank below your comment.

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Whatever. I saw a video of a guy sat on a mason jar one time and NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.... Or that's how I remember it anyway.

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Bombs. The post office HATE that.

So are pedophiles, what's your point?

This is the most unhelpful, unnecessary thing I have heard anybody say all day, and my mother is still visiting...

It's not even that. They are already in the building. I am just asking them to go and work on a different unit that had two people call out 15 minutes before shift start. I literally had a nurse look at me and say "I'm too valuable to be disrespected like that. If you don't start treating me right, I'm walking out that same door I came in." This was after I asked her to go do the exact same job she was doing on an adjacent unit where she didn't like one of the aids there.

Just don't look directly at it for too long or it'll cause a buffer overflow in your brain and you'll start yelling out your private keys instead of saying words.

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Solid.

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What's wrong with the OK sign?

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There are bonuses at stake here!

Also the ever present buzz of the 50-60hz power all around you all the time depending on where you live.

Somebody with more time than I needs to remake this meme with a picture of a tank of compressed hydrogen.

How many million dollars for you to hold direct eye contact with Elon Musk while he masturbates to completion? Don't act like there's not a number.

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I wouldn't say that I'm, like, INTO carrots or anything, but I'd try a carrot if the moment felt right.... And nobody I know would possibly find out that I tried one obviously.

Thought about trying it, but it doesn't look like it's been updated in a while.

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There is an answer to the question that you are not asking, and it's the scene from NCIS where TWO people are furiously typing on ONE keyboard so that they can "hack faster"

I don't know man. I was going for a 'comically supportive thing as though he was actually emotionally devastated by it but didn't want to admit it' vibe, but I guess somebody read it wrong, and everyone else assumed the worst. You know... the Internet.

Will do. Thanks for the advice fellow stranger.

... Fuck her UP the ratio? Hot!

This also applies to dog poop

Not necessarily true. I just cleaned my bedroom, and it's still fucked up.

And landed with your dick in your mouth? I'm happy for you. I could when I was younger, but I got too phat.

I've actually looked into this a little bit, and it seems that the best strategy is to have a lot of money. It doesn't actually decrease the rent at all, and in fact makes it worse in the long run, but it keeps it from becoming a problem for YOU.

No he won't. Elon loves him, and what the hell is Twitter?

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Nursing supervisor here. Let me tell you a story just in case you might have been able to sleep tonight. I work in a long-term care facility, and most of our staff of nurses is from a staffing agency, which has the same effect as a union. Normally I'm all for unions, except many of these nurses feel incredibly entitled to work how and whenever they want. If I ask them to go fill a vacancy on a different unit that they don't want to work on, they will just cry oppression, and threaten to leave that very minute, which they are able to do because they come from a staffing agency and not our facility. There is literally no scenario where we can just not have nurses, so we are forced to bend around backwards to let them have whatever they want, come on to shift as late as they want, etc, or we have no staff to run a facility and care for patients. At least in my area, shitty nurses are better than no nurses, and many of them choose to weaponize this fact. I'll just reiterate that I am myself a working registered nurse, and these are the facts that I deal with everyday.

Edit: in case it wasn't clear, I'll fight through the gates of hell and back for my nurses, and I frequently end up on a med cart to fill those vacancies I mentioned. The nursing shortage is really bad you guys.

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I get what you're saying, and I agree, but I think Superman is a bad example. Superman is meant to be infinitely powerful (with only a few examples like kryptonite to aid in storytelling). It's a bit like the premise of One Punch Man. His story is meant to be about what one SHOULD do with infinite power, and the nature of morality, rather than overcoming adversity as with most superheroes.

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Deal. Just don't mention 'Trump 2024' or he'll finish too quickly.

Dude, I have kids. The mere idea of this being even a possibility from time to time sounds amazing.

Once all the boomers die, y'all can hang out topless wherever you want. Everybody else is cool with it.