Low-effort repetitive comment chains too, preferably.

No need to limit yourself to those two awful options when good alternatives exist which aren't run by either of them.

Paywalls are a scourge on the modern Internet...

I have been thinking of switching to a dumbphone and a standalone Spotify player lately. I still have my old Garmin GPS, but don't know if it still works. The idea of abandoning the smartphone is more daunting than I want to admit, but technology burnout is real.