I think you're only drinking certain types of beers and not venturing out, or don't have the opportunity to.
One of my favorite beers to drink is actually a mixture. A dark nitro stout beer mixed with chiltipean (spicy) beer. Tastes like a mildly spicy chocolate drink.
There's 10%+ beers out there that will absolutely get you drunk. Also, you might be drinking your normal beers to slow or have a very high tolerance if you're never getting buzzed/drunk.
I second this. Will it be open source in the future?