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This says "get fucked" in Gallifreyan

For my buddy's bachelor party, we ended up at a dive bar in the early afternoon. He was having a legendary bout of gas this weekend, and he loosed one in this dive bar. It was so bad one of the bartenders came out from behind the bar and opened both doors while complaining about the smell. Seeing daylight inside a dive bar is truly a unique experience.

I find this answer risible

Came here to recommend this one too!

I never did get the hang of Thursdays.

He really knows where his towel is.

This is much funnier 🤣

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