I still enjoy the “Dell’s poker face” from Only fools and horses…

But probably not what you’re aiming for ;)

https://youtu.be/C_fHScmyWTA?

70% of the worlds surface is covered in water. None of that water is fizzy. Therefore the earth is technically flat…

I’ll be my coat, no need to send the pitchforks.

I’m not an expert (at all), but I presume that opening a door into a thoroughfare risks hitting someone with the door but opening into a room only risks a person ready to leave (and approaching the door head on?)

Just thoughts…

Umm, that’s what a real bear would say…

Will it run doom?

I always liked Dr. Strangelove

Password manager, 2FA where available (these for security more than privacy). Firefox with ublock, noscript and privacy badger for browsing. PiHole for DNS using standard block lists to remove adverts and trackers.

For me probably Terry Pratchett’s dwarves. Or TBH quite a lot of his characters…

I’m not sure, but from a web search this may have some bearing: “Kaspar Hauser of Nuremberg, Germany”.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaspar_Hauser

Just conjecture, as I can find no other references that make sense.

I’m a big fan of RoyalTS for managing my RDP / SSH access to servers. Keepass for password storage.

Ooh, that reminds me, need to buy a new beard trimmer…

Yeah, moderate your empty sub, because all your content creators have moved here.

Bets on how long it will take google to realise that site:lemmy should index the whole fediverese to keep their top spot?