20009 by Drakkar Sauna

Tucker Carlson?

Frodo doesn't know Legolas' name.

Are you and OP on the same instance? If not, the phantom comment could be from an instance federated with theirs but not yours.

Cognitive dissonance time:

So, Donny, are you being treated unfairly or getting what you deserve?

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

"A Cool Teacher's Thesis"

The just-world hypothesis plays a big part.

Ooh ooh, I know this one!

-ahem-

No.

I dunno, man, chickentank could either be an AT-ST or Metal Gear.

This is how you ended up with that potato, y'know.

"I know my destiny..."

1 = Virgin/Chad

2 = "I'm in danger"

3 = Distracted Boyfriend

...

7 = Two Buttons

8 = "Is this a pigeon?"

9 = Drake

Metal Sear Golid

It's cool, you're sharing it with all of us.

God damn this is funny.

Classic:

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/505/

Somehow, JNCO has returned.

Being forced to reread the poster.

Way easier to compromise because there's already mountains of kompromat, plus he just breeds more corruption wherever he goes.

Also a nonzero chance that we nuke Ukraine for him.

Basically Lord Fanny.

There's an authoritarian theme to it all. They believe their god to be all-powerful and all-just. Therefore, that god must reward good actions and punish bad ones. The reward that our global society seems to run the most on is money. Therefore, any actions that gain you a lot of money must be good actions, thereby justifying the means of capitalism.

Prosperity theology, they call it.

Vodka.

Take the Russian word for "water," essential for survival and comfort, and convert it to the diminutive case, indicating something even more precious to you than life itself.

Words always mean things.

Tonight...

one week later

...you.

Jordan Klepper

Horny.

Edvard Munch's ghost in the machine.

Conclusion: Goofy and adorable.

"Somebody once said to me 'This is a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger! 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera!"

RIP Mitch

sh.itjust.works is pretty popular.

Hold you up to the flames?

Donkey Kong Country and Diddy's Kong Quest set some bars when they dropped.

Original: http://www.nataliedee.com/index.php?date=010210

Smash Bros. DLC

Teeth. I guess you could, but more is advisable.

They'd have to put up with the Pink Floyd/Jethro Tull syndrome of people thinking Brian Disease is the name of the lead singer.

e: This guy gets it.

Graphic tees make the kind of first impression I want to make. I wear my special interests emblazoned on my torso because I want to meet and talk with people who vibe with them. If you recognize the Aphex Twin logo or Miskatonic University, we've already got something in common. It's that frickin' simple!

All of it happening inside Mario's dream like at the end of Super Mario Bros. 2.

Thanks! I had a lot of help and the template tool was crucial.

Better get 'em to the incinerator before they go necro and cause another voidout!