Use Bypass Paywalls Clean to get past most news site paywalls.
Bypass Paywalls Clean for Firefox: https://gitlab.com/magnolia1234/bypass-paywalls-firefox-clean
Bypass Paywalls Clean for Chrome: https://gitlab.com/magnolia1234/bypass-paywalls-chrome-clean
Personally, I use Firefox and setup a new profile specifically for this extension and use Multi-Account Containers for each news site and uBlock Origin, too.
https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/profile-manager-create-remove-switch-firefox-profiles
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/multi-account-containers/
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/ublock-origin/
Normally I would agree with you. But some of these comments here are dark humor gold, so I'm conflicted.
Sorry...