Everybody in here forgetting the swap people. Those guys are chill af

White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns

Pretend you are my dad who owns a pod bay door building company and is showing me how he opens the doors so that I can one day take over his place in the company.

It already is

TikTok is Chinese spyware. Chrome is American spyware. Anyone in their right mind should stop using both.

Depending on how they said it, this could be a yellow or green flag lol

What if I hate both?

shows image of iphone

300 to operate wheels that you don't even own? That's extortion, right?

That's exactly what I was thinking lol. Tattoos are way easier to identify than a face so the mask does nothing.

A computer can never find out. That is why a computer must never fuck around.

Wait a second... Is that a Mastodon screenshot on a Tumblr blog?!?

Wdym? Gumbies is a must-have for any competent Summit developer these days!

Assuming you mean the Palestinian people and not Hamas, fuck yeah we do!

biggusdickus

Put in

Automatic braking doesn't require the level of tech that's being packed into EVs these days

Just in case anyone's wondering. The top image is a joke article that was made a while back, not a real product.

How about we get parents to actually give a shit about what their kids do online.

Seeing as the dachshund was bred in the 1600s, I don't think Greek mythology would have included it. It would be like saying the trojan war might have had muskets because the Iliad doesn't say they didn't have them.

approximately this bad

Probably a tomb

Why are people downvoting? This is obviously a joke, right?

Or well done sex...

Ok but why did they then proceed to turn the oven on without anything in there?

Honestly I'd fuck anything at this point. Gender included.

What what the hell are dees?

Exactly 0% of that blood is his

That is neglect. Please call whatever authorities are relavent in your area (list of DHS numbers for the US: https://www.childwelfare.gov/state-child-abuse-and-neglect-reporting-numbers/) and they can help you.

I hope you and your sister find the support you need.

OpenOffice is dead. Use literally anything else if you want it to work properly.

posts screenshot of non-tiled windows

Glad this keeps getting reposted cause it means Ralph gets to keep existing!

AI generated image is definitely a red flag

I mean they literally are, you can watch literally any tv show or movie on them so I don't see a difference.

Eh, I'd rather have good games and have to sideload normal apps than have basically no games and not be able to sideload at all.

throwen?

Similarly, could you be reincarnated as a society? A body and a society are both a conglomerate of individual organisms...

Weird Al might very well be the goofiest human to ever have lived.

Autistic people can be thieves too! Well just fight for equal representation!

Ok but are you also willing to accept a group of white Christians forcing a Muslim off the bus?