You should totally ask a man about their salary. Loudly and in front of many people.

What fear does Montana have of a terrorist attack?

What a ballsack.

As a former McD's employee, that would've been hard to clean.

Mental health for felines does not necessitate killing other animals. Mine gets sufficient stimulation by just observing and being played with.

About time.

Another problem is there is nowhere to go. None of their neighbors want to take them in.

...with the rock.

Cats are apex predators even at an old age.

It's nice to know these people exist only until they're called out.