thine words flatter me so. wouldst thine want sum fuck?

the second wizard war is soon upon us...

THERE WAS A WIZARD WAR???

omg im d&d5e?!?

god damnit you ass >:(

miku miku beeeeaaaam

put me on a leash and walk me in the ocean

damn wearing a bra sounds fun

wait i mean uh nah, still cis can't relate haha

they're both cuties

in my zone

flourish

moisterized

zoned out

this is literally me coded

it's in my pocket >:D

that's hot

yes, hai, i would like one fent please

funny enough i pronounce persephone the way i pronounce saxophone.

😳

yup. documented everything too, from the process to acquire it to the changes he experienced while taking e for a month

nuuuu

pathetically swims away

dw i got some "lemon" "pound" "cake" put out if they do

whoops lmao

yeah this is about how i see all cats

you want a giant bosmer twink bf, then come get one >:3

:0

you underestimate how lazy we are

throw some garlic on that bread 🧄

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

im so blind

that's what the cops think

you a cop??

poor fishy :(

well share them, don't be selfish

the cat is short for Cathew

the delicious taco drink awaits you, go get one

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wow that is good. elmo being 100% ok with dying tho lol

slaps tuna on piano

this bad boy can hold a lot of tunes

😏

did you

did you just romanize a japanese word using æ

im so confused

nah nah finish that pickup line

runs after you FINISH THAT PICK UP LINE

😬

wahoo

why..

why does she have a stethoscope?