chickens as a species, sure, but there's something to be said about the happiness of each individual chicken. read a book once that was like "the more successful a species as a collective is, the less happy each individual is" or smth like that :(

thine words flatter me so. wouldst thine want sum fuck?

the second wizard war is soon upon us...

omg im d&d5e?!?

THERE WAS A WIZARD WAR???

god damnit you ass >:(

miku miku beeeeaaaam

put me on a leash and walk me in the ocean

they're both cuties

damn wearing a bra sounds fun

wait i mean uh nah, still cis can't relate haha

in my zone

flourish

moisterized

zoned out

it's in my pocket >:D

this is literally me coded

that's hot

yes, hai, i would like one fent please

funny enough i pronounce persephone the way i pronounce saxophone.

yup. documented everything too, from the process to acquire it to the changes he experienced while taking e for a month

😳

nuuuu

pathetically swims away

yeah this is about how i see all cats

dw i got some "lemon" "pound" "cake" put out if they do

whoops lmao

you want a giant bosmer twink bf, then come get one >:3

:0

you underestimate how lazy we are

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

throw some garlic on that bread 🧄

im so blind

that's what the cops think

you a cop??

the cat is short for Cathew

slaps tuna on piano

this bad boy can hold a lot of tunes

poor fishy :(

well share them, don't be selfish

😬

wow that is good. elmo being 100% ok with dying tho lol

😏

nah nah finish that pickup line

runs after you FINISH THAT PICK UP LINE

did you

did you just romanize a japanese word using æ

im so confused

wahoo

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