"It's ILLEGAL to steal peoples money"

"source?"

Block Of Porkchop

Porkchop Slab

Porkchop Stairs

Cracked Polished Chiseled Porkchop Bricks Stairs

Until the wizard installs 5 other random programs and 1000 viruses because you mindlessly spammed the Accept button instead of actually reading what you're accepting

Fuck tankies 🖕

DOLLAR DOLLAR

FAMILY TREE

Terms describing trans women

• Celeste player (early 21st century Internet)

I mean... ACAB and all that but... DAMN

Wait what even would you use that for??

And at what time of the year do people just suddenly say "huh I wish my cord was gay"??

What's the point of putting stuff on the WEB if it can't be accessed from a WEB BROWSER

Damn crazy to think this was 99 years ago... And it'll be a whole century next year!

(I don't remember where I found this so you've probably already seen it here)

I find it hilarious how they had to put a sign right next to the traffic light to tell people how it works LMAO

I have no idea what any of that means but if an anime girl says so it must be right

Another one in my list of 196 posts that I miss but I'll never find again because they're all called "rule" is back! :D

How is that the "true zen state" when I vomit I feel like the most miserable being on the universe

I genuinely thought it was going to end with something silly like a "your mom" joke

All apps should have a pink mode along with the usual light and dark modes

ALL OF THEM.

Hoi! :4

W - Team

W - Fortress

2 - Two

Its real

I was the pizza

My UH OH senses are going crazy after seeing this

You have a planet farm too?! I thought I was the only one!

This should be like a captcha but with a bomb that you can either throw at a bunch of people or an empty area and if you throw it at the people you need to redo the captcha

So terrorists would be stuck on this screen because they kill people so it's impossible that they'll do the captcha right! I'm a genius! :D

Aww you're so cute! Of course you can have my soul! I can't say no to that adorable face! :3

Wait...

Why did I read all of this in TF2 Soldier's voice

LACTOSE INTOLERANCE ain't gonna STOP ME from CONSUMING Lactose (I keep forgetting)

For anyone that's curious I found the announcement on Reddit

So basically, they're replacing coins and awards for... something... but they have no idea what that will be yet? And they've already set a deadline and made an announcement?

"AND GET BACK TO WORK"

How to ALWAYS write flawless code:

1. Write code

2. Never run it and convince yourself that it is perfect

3. If someone says otherwise, catfish them for 2 years (minimum) and then shatter their heart into tiny pieces

4. Success

MANGOES are CRINGE. I'm BLOCKING you, REPORTING and I'm CALLING MY DAD.

MY DAD is JOHN LEMMY, KID. You're DONE.

Wait is that the guy from omori

He had too much drip, the world wasn't ready for him :(

Is Meta the Metaverse thing? because 3D chat rooms and hang out games have been a thing since long before people started calling it the mEtAvErSe and yet people are (or at least were) acting like its the future

I thought it was going to be something about femboys like the "soft men make me hard" one

I think that's because you need some karma and account age before posting/commenting in that community so you're shadowbanned there until you reach whatever is the amount you need

So you'll have to find a smaller community that allows new accounts and get some upvotes there. This happened to me when I deleted my oldest account but I just stayed in that smaller community and forgot about 196 until the Lemmy migration :p

I can fix him

[Name] is better on the app

Then fix the website

In the games pokemon sometimes seem as smart as people minus the ability to speak and other times they act like dogs so I guess it depends on the pokemon, its level, etc.

For example, I don't think a Shedinja would be able to consent, it can't even move or do anything, but I'm pretty sure Arceus would

MARIO WIKI?!