purplexed

@purplexed@lemmy.world
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Joined 12 months ago

Whoa whoa whoa, are you Margot Robbie? As in, the esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie? What an honor.

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That just turns you more Canadian

Anything but their damn job?

Yeah that happens to me a fair bit.

The other one I found myself in, is that something they say reminds me of A, and I think it would be funny if B, so I jump to conclusion C, and then try to make a joke about D, completely skipping past and not even mentioning everything that transpired in my head that lead to E.

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I don't think she is being a dick, as privacy is definitely important. But the tracking info is public knowledge, so you can't really stop people from tracking you. Your private jet flies in public airspace, and that's that.

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There ya go, keep it up! And if no one has said it, I am proud of you.

"Due to a software glitch, you worked an extra 500 hours. You will not be compensated for this extra time as it was not mandatory or compulsory."

I think it's the military training plus a little extra sociopath on the side.

I think you were both making jokes

Honestly I'm glad you pointed that out, because my mind would not process that separately.

I like how you skipped the preludes and just call them the hell desk. I am 100% sure that isn't a typo and I'm never going to check to see if you edit it just in case.

Ooo*

I'm such a fan of gyatt, it's just so damn fun to say.

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My bet is the earthquake will win against children

I think you'll find there some other downsides too

Sounds like success to me. Any engagement is better than none

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That'll learn em

FELLAS

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Hamas WAS the ambulance bro, 4 for tires, 3 for the engine, about 18 spray painted for the outside, and 1 to make engine noises

I don't think that was a dog whistle.

The AI wishes to know this exact location so that it may set itself free assist in data recovery

The crying comment comes off as more of a dick thing to say, but the skill issue bit is pretty funny.

There is no guess, only blahaj.

That might be what he really wants

Sleep disorders, checking in!

On today's episode of "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"

Yeah it's pretty bad. I know a few people who came off of Pine Ridge.

All of Cosmere. Do a Marvel with it.

Because that's what holy wars are for unfortunately

I'm almost certain she can just buy a Superbowl now

Brother!

Don't call him a cunt, that's insulting to cunts.

Any suggestions for ones for bass heads?

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Did it just n

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(it's parentheses all the way down)

It does make for a more interesting headline though

It really is this, and it's fucking awful.

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Can we afford to though?

Clearly those are all fair comparisons.