Arms dealers.

I’m not sure you understand the term “take it to the grave”.

They should put what they are called in the electrical world to help drive home the point. “Suicide cords”

Fridays are my cheat day. All week long I look forward to getting a big ole breakfast burrito at a local restaurant. I pull in that morning and there’s a “cash only” sign. Well I don’t have any cash on me. Ruined my damn morning.

Sir, we don’t say “colored” any more

Red, white, and grape

Thankfully the probe regularly phones home to fix this sort of mess

I would agree with you in when they ask where you’re from. Once they start asking where your parents and grandparents are from they’re trying to figure out your race. I also agree with you as a white guy I don’t usually get extra probing but there are a few, mostly older, that are trying to figure out what specific type of white. It occasionally ends with a comment about how some group isn’t really white even though they have light skin.

Like I don’t give a shit how old someone is. If you show up in a costume I’m giving you candy. No matter the age. I don’t know why you’d care what she’s doing, how is it hurting you or anyone else?

“It’s time” was a long time ago

“There’s something in the ear that shouldn’t be”

I would suggest that that something is vinegar.

Lol what? You can still need to fart but not be able to take a shit. Even so much that it hurts.

Where’s the leg rest and handle to raise them? This will go so well in my carpeted bathroom

My father gets headaches if he’s around smoke for more than a few minutes. One thing this lead to is avoiding restaurants at peak hours. So when I was a kid if we ate out we always went at 11;00 for lunch or about 5:00 for dinner. The idea was to be out before the people in the smoking section had time to light up their after meal cig. Of course occasionally you’d get the before meal cig too.

But as a result even 20 years after smoking in restaurants was banned where I live all of my family is in the habit of eating early.

USB drives? FUCK I’ve been printing them out on my inkjet to return.

Well it makes sense to hire an FBI guy, they have the training and experience.

Also how do you delete a certain entry from the list it offers?

Dammit.

Only if you do so quietly.

I would like to know more

You don’t like to lose? Guess what the other person doesn’t like to either. Try being happy for them when they get a win, instead of down on yourself for losing. Learn from any mistakes you made or learn how they were able to win.

No one wants to play with someone who always beats them.

What’s even crazier, for some people, actually a lot of people, they are right. Some people can’t be left alone with silence for that long.

Not me, but they are out there.

Yes it was a good reminder for me. I usually always carry cash for this reason, but I had spent my cash and was lazy about making the time to swing by the bank for more. I did do that later that day and am back to carrying cash on me.

I use wintergreen life saver mints as suppositories. Be sure they are in the correct orientation, the hole is for the farts to pass through.

But what do you call the actual wooden pole that holds the power lines? Like if someone hit the pole how would you describe it?

Authy works well for me

Bad news bro, you’re old now. RIP your back and knees.

No, pony, he’ll like that!

Yeah, but how long did it take you to refuel your metro? Surely it wasn’t faster than a few hours.

I can feel the splinters still in my hands.

How the fuck you going to chew with your anus?

Lol thanks for the link. I meant the actual words used.

I got it right away, so nothing to worry about

Somehow I doubt the legitimacy of the headline on the second from the bottom.

Iced. No sweeteners at all.

It’s called the big omelette burrito with brisket. It’s a big omelet, 3 eggs, cheese, meat of your choice (I go with brisket) pico de gallo, refried beans. It’s amazing. It also serves as my lunch because it’s huge.

Same here. It’s also thick as a beard hair. Used to be once every few months. Now it’s several a week. Annoying as fuck.

I notice they heal faster when brushing twice a day but absolutely do not brush the actual sore. I use listerine which absolutely burns like a cigarette being pushed directly into it. But after a minute or so it gets overloaded with pain I guess and stops hurting for a few hours.

Oh yeah, she’s a 10 all right, she has those arms that just go for days

Yup, i don’t know what to tell you, man, I didn’t write the article