virtualCPU

Scanners are basically (and most of the time literally) printers. And printers are of the devil.

I'm not Gen Z btw, I'm on the tail end of Gen X and an IT professional of twenty years.

Yeah, I really like my 3D printers even though they can be pretty fiddly as well.

But paper printers man, not even once.

Ouch, I feel you on this one. Both of the ones, really.