The dog is coming the dog is coming the dog is coming

Depends on how it feels when I'm not shitting and pissing in it.

If it craves my waste, but can be chill during the time I'm not using it, then I'd choose that. However, if it spends all that time in agony from not having its desires met, then I'd rather it hates it, since it would only have to go through that a couple of times each day versus suffering almost all day long.

No Excel. No software of any kind. Just a gif of a rat spinning in circles for eternity

Nope, it's Mr. Lovenstein. You can tell by the style, but also the (pretty easy-to-miss) watermark right in the middle of the panels

At least don't be the asshole that pops them off on any day that isn't the holiday in question.

Like, at least on the day of, there's sort of a tacit understanding for people with PTSD and nervous pets that THIS is the day to be prepared for and get through, so at least people know to be ready for it. Doing it on any other day and surprising them with it is such a self-centered, inconsiderate dickhead move.

Always blows my mind how much we hear red-blooded patriots go on about "the troops," just to go and celebrate their patriotism by stressing the shit out of all the veterans in their neighborhood.

I always figured it was meant to describe the kind of person who could sit and happily eat an entire plate of shit, and yet still think they've got things more figured out than anyone else.

We will not let him win ✊️

Pancetta, maybe? Since it's a lot like bacon, but not exactly the same?

(I am the bacon, the bacon is me)

ElectroBOOM wins again 🤘