If I'm ever on a jury for a case that relies on police testimony as its lynchpin, I'll hang it single handedly if I have to. Show me some evidence.

Well, "fine" is debatable when describing Jeanine Pirro

That's fine, but protecting abortion has proven to be a far greater motivator in the Democrats' favor

Get that fucker on the stand or in a deposition and ask, "What were you hoping to accomplish by firing at the driver?"

I want to go to sleep

Let's see whether or not the officer moved out of the way after firing

Can't be compelled to testify against a spouse

You've got to be a snowflake and a half to get triggered by a recommendation

I got old

It's quite a feat if I get fewer than 4000 steps in any given day, and I have a desk job.

Self criticism

Until I wake up naturally instead of by an alarm clock or a cat attacking my toes

Lügen - Rammstein

Advanced Marathoning

If you're into moody shit, check out Angel Olson's cover of this song.