If I'm ever on a jury for a case that relies on police testimony as its lynchpin, I'll hang it single handedly if I have to. Show me some evidence.

Well, "fine" is debatable when describing Jeanine Pirro

That's fine, but protecting abortion has proven to be a far greater motivator in the Democrats' favor

Get that fucker on the stand or in a deposition and ask, "What were you hoping to accomplish by firing at the driver?"

She's not a Targaryan. We don't give a fuck.

I want to go to sleep

Let's see whether or not the officer moved out of the way after firing

Can't be compelled to testify against a spouse

You've got to be a snowflake and a half to get triggered by a recommendation

I got old

It's quite a feat if I get fewer than 4000 steps in any given day, and I have a desk job.

Until I wake up naturally instead of by an alarm clock or a cat attacking my toes

Self criticism

Lügen - Rammstein

https://mashable.com/article/smartphone-biometrics-dead-body-touch-id-face-id

Might be outdated, though

Advanced Marathoning

If you're into moody shit, check out Angel Olson's cover of this song.

It is hit or miss. The fingerprint button is also looking for the electrical signals of a living person. Apparently, that doesn't end immediately upon death.