“ reportedly enforcing uncompensated overtime, allegedly trying to pay staff below minimum wage, and a toxic work environment cultivated by an alleged abusive leadership.”

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Bring your best dancin’ boots!

You enter the hallway. There is a door in the north wall with a red handle that says “Do not open.” There is also an open door in the east wall with first class seats in view. What do you do?

For real. Is the stork just chopped liver?

While they could and should do better, this seems like another paper straw argument to shift blame to consumers. It’s all our fault for not recycling coke cans.

The first movie was James Cameron’s anti-capitalist masterpiece! They have the technology and medicine to heal the parapalegic protagonist but don’t want to spend the money on him. They can sucker him into military service for their interests however.

You might be giving them too much credit for thinking about what they’re doing.

Kyle, no! I’ll follow best practices, I swear!

People are using his likeness to gain attention and probably money. They could go and record those jokes and rants themselves but nobody would be interested in listening.

Sounds pretty spooky.

The United States was still using hanging as capital punishment until the early seventies.

Thanks for the heads up, I'm going to check it out. For anyone else that bites; there are windows and mac versions as well.

It was an ethics board and he showed everyone it was a sham.

This one doesn’t even have a picture of her crudely pasted in the corner. We can go lower.

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

Baldur’s Gate 3

Alan Wake 2

Marvel’s Spider-Man 2

Super Mario Wonder

Resident Evil 4

No one is saying he isn’t a garbage human, they’re saying the headline for the article is rage-bait.

Virtually every main cause of death on this list is falling or getting struck by a vehicle.

Waluigi numba one!

You can also add the “| lolcat” at the end of other commands to change their text color for the response as well. Sometimes I throw it on something like apt update just for giggles.

Dr. Styles!

Is one more unrealistic for you?

Maybe a big family vacation being a little cheaper for this poster is still a lesser priority to people having homes to own? We can just focus on the part where they want things cheaper for just them and not the makeup of the family.

Not south, though… Oh God, not south.

Yeah kids hate chicken nuggets

I want to believe.

Yeah! Flush that medicine down the drain ya bunch of daffy docs!

“AirBNB is good because I had a bunch of kids but I don’t like paying a bunch of kid prices.”