Pineapple pizza.

“The other programmers keep accidentally writing code that ends up in an infinite loop. I'd like you to make a program that can reliably detect that.”

There used to be a community for this on the website that shall not be named. “Don’t Dead Open Inside” I think?

Markdown is terrible as a standard because every parser works differently and when you try to standardize it (CommonMark, etc.), you find out that there are a bajillion edge cases, leading to an extremely bloated specification.

Tabs let you define how big you want each indent to be

…except when they don't. Many common environments have a hardcoded tab size of 8, which is insanely big for using it for indentation.

Relevant xkcd

Now the question becomes, is there a language where the word for “left” starts with R and “right” starts with L?

Doesn’t the light turn into heat anyway as soon as it’s absorbed?

Weird, for me it does work.

I find it weird that someone would want to have sex with someone who obviously does it only for money.

That is also completely true, but meaningless because heat generation is not the purpose of these devices. However, if you use them in a building heated by a thermostat-controlled electric heater, you’re effectivhly running them for free.

Semantic prime

Looks like your sarcasm detector is broken. Just like Teams.

As a mathematician, I don’t use any digits, but the symbol π.

If you buy a computer with Windows, you're paying for it as a part of the price.

Those who are currently in a bus or airplane would probably die.

Table 9.7 Compression Formats

“Phew! I thought you were pregnant.”

Using mental gymnastics.

They also weed out a lot of legitimate software, especially if it's non-commercial.

If you're working with floating point, you should be aware it's just an approximation.

Paint the body black, then follow the usual instructions for hiding the body of a black male.

Tobacco smoking.

Having to wear clothes in public.

If you generate 1000 random numbers from 0 to 100 with a uniform distribution, the mean is going to be roughly 50, whereas the mode couid be anything. Which one is more representative?

You never specified what type a function is, such as 𝑓 : ℝ → ℝ?

This is a gross violation of Betteridge's law of headlines.

That’s why I said “probably”.

I just like to treat acronyms/initialisms as normal words. sendHttpRequest, etc.

If you want to contribute to a project developed on GitHub, you need to have a GitHub account. So it does matter.

Nowadays most phones have OLED screens, which can easily replicate the function of the notification LED with the “always on” feature.

Better for basic functionality, but if you need advanced functionality, you'll have to stick with OsmAnd.

Then that's the app's fault, not the bots'.

Yes, that's right.

But still, why pick a proprietary platform?

Because no woman close to my age has shown interest in me.

How does it take too much work to just not spy on people? Or at least not spy on people in the EU, which the site already can detect so it shouldn't be a problem. In fact, it would probably be less work than making the site not work for such people.

Just use your browser with an ad blocker activated.

“100% Open Source“

[links to two proprietary services]

Why are so many projects like this?

I agree. You should use Neovim instead of Vi nowadays. :P