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I just use P155w0rd as my password. No one guesses it

Classic Ozzy. Reminds me of when Rorschach blue himself up

I am currently both. But I slack because I am the go-to guy for knowledge, not doing

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

Ouhhhh fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobulating

Exit: wait there’s also conglobating and I don’t know enough to know if it’s the same thing

I want that guitar pedal

Things do get looser as you get older

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

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From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

Was this the dude who sniffed Trump’s seat after the interview?

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

Then explain why the chad in this meme is on the side of the capitalism

You can’t, and your argument lays in shambles

96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?

This was, verbatim, what a child said during an interview. He stumbled and jumbled over his words, uttering this incomprehensible nonsense. Others, however, try to decipher his words and dare to gleam a sliver of truth of the secret machinations of the universe.

I thought bats were nocturnal

I thought you were a cis woman tbh. Saw the image before I read the title.

Look, I’m gonna be real with you. It’s not that you don’t look like a woman, you just think that you’re ugly. You need to compliment and appreciate that woman in the mirror, even if she doesn’t fit your beauty standards. Like would you call another woman ugly or tell a transwoman she looks like a man? No. So don’t do that towards yourself. Easier said than done but worth the effort.

Being lonely and touch-starved is a real thing, and there’s no magic solution for that. Having pets can help, if you’re in a situation to get one. I’d also recommend some body-focused meditative and physical activities like yoga or tai-chi. It helps center yourself into your body and be aware of your own presence (which yeah, can increase the dysmorphia, but see above paragraph,) which can help reduce how overwhelming that loneliness and touch-starvation can be.

Just say menses and womenses when in the plural

This implies there could be a gay gluttony month and I’m all for it

He suffers from Kamala derangement syndrome

I exclusively drink bull milk

Microsoft again?

Oh god could you imagine how horrible it would be if a transwoman broke into your house

They’d just eat all my snacks and download F:NV

Also, for anyone over 35, our ability to understand “last decade” means the last 10 years, decreases over time. I read this question and still thought about songs that came out 2009.

I never knew Extra Fab was so Extra Based

no read ಠ_ಠ

only trans god junk ಠ_ಠ

Because of the wizards gathered around and pondering

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

Fool me once

He’s probably locked up in a vampire basement somewhere

From the signature at the bottom, I think their name is “End”

There’s a sticker that says “CAR” if it helps

Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?

Just a quick safety PSA, bibles are only good for protecting against Judeo-Christian demons. I always recommend keeping an oonusa for yokai, a copy of Bhagavata Purana for preths, etc

In Quebec, we play fast and loose with license plate laws, just like our bridges and general road conditions 😎

The shitpost is also cursed

I hate chicken sand. It’s chicken course, chicken irritating, and it gets chicken everywhere.

It’s a well-rounded meme

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.