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Just say menses and womenses when in the plural

GOTTA GO FAST (for lent)

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Was this the dude who sniffed Trump’s seat after the interview?

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

Then explain why the chad in this meme is on the side of the capitalism

You can’t, and your argument lays in shambles

96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?

This was, verbatim, what a child said during an interview. He stumbled and jumbled over his words, uttering this incomprehensible nonsense. Others, however, try to decipher his words and dare to gleam a sliver of truth of the secret machinations of the universe.

I thought bats were nocturnal

I thought you were a cis woman tbh. Saw the image before I read the title.

Look, I’m gonna be real with you. It’s not that you don’t look like a woman, you just think that you’re ugly. You need to compliment and appreciate that woman in the mirror, even if she doesn’t fit your beauty standards. Like would you call another woman ugly or tell a transwoman she looks like a man? No. So don’t do that towards yourself. Easier said than done but worth the effort.

Being lonely and touch-starved is a real thing, and there’s no magic solution for that. Having pets can help, if you’re in a situation to get one. I’d also recommend some body-focused meditative and physical activities like yoga or tai-chi. It helps center yourself into your body and be aware of your own presence (which yeah, can increase the dysmorphia, but see above paragraph,) which can help reduce how overwhelming that loneliness and touch-starvation can be.

This implies there could be a gay gluttony month and I’m all for it

Also, for anyone over 35, our ability to understand “last decade” means the last 10 years, decreases over time. I read this question and still thought about songs that came out 2009.

no read ಠ_ಠ

only trans god junk ಠ_ಠ

Because of the wizards gathered around and pondering

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

From the signature at the bottom, I think their name is “End”

There’s a sticker that says “CAR” if it helps

Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?

In Quebec, we play fast and loose with license plate laws, just like our bridges and general road conditions 😎

I hate chicken sand. It’s chicken course, chicken irritating, and it gets chicken everywhere.

The shitpost is also cursed

It’s a well-rounded meme

“We didn’t get all the way there on January 6, but we will endeavor to get rid of it and replace it with this, right here,” he said, gesturing to the crowd and holding up his fist.

Wait, I thought Jan 6 was antifa plants paid by Soros?

IT’S NOT TOO LATE

HERE’S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN THE 2016 ELECTION:

Ok but when do you start feeding google false data

I reneige

“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”

“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”

bad cop begins routine

“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”

good cop pulls the bad cop off you

“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill…

Reclass everyone to sorcerer / wizard - panic at fire immune bosses - ??? - win game

YOUR MAJESTY RUNS A COOKING SERVER!?

“Renege” is the correct spelling in english - I’m just bilingual and confused.

My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails

who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎

There’s beans in them orbs

I can feel it in my jones (jean bones for you simple folk)

So, get away

Another way to feeeeeeel what you didn't want yourself to know

Same. At least, not until years later when I realized how bad my eating habits have gotten

Cowabunga! That’s one sick turtle 😎

You’ve misunderstood the “anarchy” of anarchy chess. I recommend totalitarian chess or libertarian chess (it’s the same thing it’s just that you checkmate by charging your opponent for the squares they occupy)

It pairs great with the Khlav Kalash

It was a weird tv show back on some late night channel. That or a collective mass hallucination