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redfugee
Pi is now 5 due to inflation
Only 18 calories per teaspoon and it's all energy
Yeah, that's what calories are measuring...
IT'S NOT CALLED "Slowed + reverb", IT'S CALLED VAPORWAVE AND YOU PUT 90s CONSUMERIST AESTHETIC NOT 80s VHS FILTERS
A drink needs reheating so they use a convenient household equipment to reheat it. How controversial. How sacrilegious.
Download the meme
Screenshot the meme
Take a photo of the meme through the monitor
Simply describe the meme in plain text
Nah, they'll just think Christians good, Muslim bad
It's not like Pokemon aren't ready for combat. Imagine warfare in Pokemon universe. Oh wait, that's just Palworld.
He forgot to groom underage fans
Localized entirely within your sphincter
Damnit, I'm just level 2 peasant. I can't dream of beating that boss.
Man was named Dustin Diamond, he was destined to shine and get dirty
Lower left because he is most adjacent to a low-level programmer
hehe let me comment "ssself". for sure no one else thought of it
Moossy
The worst kind of grammar nazis are those that are not even correct. lmao
I was unable to digest any of this.
What bowl?
The dream is to be boned by a femboy
"Inshallah, the Antarctic Treaty will 'expire' in 2042. Might as well take a free claim now to hopefully make it permanent by then.
it is
Just two more dimensions and they will solve String Theory!
Err I don't know about that
Didn't even build me up for it. Right at the first sentence.
Ugh. Please don't show that to me ever again. Thanks.
"Is this number even?"
"ja"
They wear different sets for each pair:
- Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur
- Baggy sweatpants, Reeboks with the straps
Now the question: would it they be paired crosswise or lengthwise?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
May your children grow up to be like the politicians you voted for.
I wish there was a view of her "home" but at least this one has a photo of the sign and it made sense to me how she could fit all her stuff there. I was imagining some narrow rectangular slab at first.
My dog is sexist though. She hates female dogs unless they're puppies. She's female btw.
::: spoiler x Alright, I know she's just being territorial but joke :::
YOU'RE NOT MY PARENTS
I mainly use Mastodon now but sadly, my country's public institutions (such as meteorology and seismology) have no presence in the fediverse. There's also a particular fandom I follow that mainly interacts om Twitter.
I don't understand linked lists
Isn't that just specific to Facebook's style? Corporate Memphis is more inclusive
At the very least, Google and Facebook have to step back if caught. Meanwhile, Chinese companies often don't care about EU privacy laws. Still avoid them altogether, any way.
Who is Tim and why is he fucking the cook
"Boring-ass"
Do you want subway surfers gameplay beside your weather report?
I remember when people were losing their shit when the fedis had a brief spam attack on the most crowded instances, saying it's unusable and unacceptable. Meanwhile, Twitter pornbots are not even remotely close to being fixed for years and they're ok with that.
Is your name Jimmy Threeballs?