Every time I hear someone talking up prompt engineering, I feel like I should say something. But I don’t.

I wanna be supportive but, fucking Mildred?

Engaging in sexual intercourse with Mildred is perfectly fine as long as there is mutual consent. However, it is not required. Kind words are usually sufficient.

Has it shriveled, or has it slightly declined? You can’t have both.

tfw at the end he grabs the pliers with both hands 😬😬😬

I’m decades younger than Biden and I have trouble recalling the exact dates of my family members’ deaths. Because I never try to remember their deaths. Their lives are what mattered.

Same crowd that hates democracy because it sounds like “Democrat”.

This has already been happening on the Web for quite some time. For example Microsoft Clarity records everything you do on those dodgy Web sites you visit. And they assign a universal identifier to you that can be correlated with the IDs Google and your device have already created and broadcast to profile you.

And you think “oh but I use x, y, and z to prevent tracking”. Guess what: They make your browser do nonsense tasks in the background to benchmark your hardware and then assign a UUID to you based on that.

The only thing that can help this situation is privacy legislation with real teeth.

It’s a conspiracy by Big Dairy to keep us udderly focused.

Because their plan A of flooding the public discourse with stories about how we’ll all die if we don’t “return to office” has failed.

Yeah, yeah we know. She’s a girl. She has an innie instead of an outie. Misogyny is the stupidest thing that has ever been.

Tory voters say they prefer Tory government. There’s the real headline.

It’s not dumbness, it’s cravenness. He’s saying things he thinks MAGA-bros like to hear. “Yeah brother, high-five! Burn those libs!”

Also the subtext here is that Jeff Bridges isn’t manly. I don’t think there’s a cure for that level of delusion.

I was talking with some scientists who told me that a mere touch on the hand from Jeff Bridges not only impregnates a woman, but also transitions her into a man.

I wake up each morning hairless, then I look into the mirror and speak the name Jeff Bridges three times. Instantly I’m transformed into a kind of human carpet covered from head to toe in three whole feet of man fur.

I think the secret is it’s just one word that everyone knows. Democrats have a bad tendency to over-explain: “This book makes these 57 points and if you cross reference with these charts and apply this formula you’ll see….” Meanwhile, Trump will just say “what a loser.” Maybe Democrats are finally learning to keep it simple.

Yes people should want to make informed decisions, but maybe part of effective campaigning these days is accepting they don’t.

Understanding Senator Tuberville’s motivations is like peeling the layers of an onion, except that there’s only one layer and it’s racism.

Mexican government data shows that at least 102,400 homicides have been reported in that period

Holy shit. I had no idea it was that bad.

Traffic is gonna be a nightmare.

He makes Butthead look reasonable.

Pretty sure they don’t need any help to make that IPO a disaster.

He doesn’t look so moisturized to me.

Yes, and at least in my case, it’s because I feel like I can either be passionate about my work at the risk of some entitled asshole swooping in and destroying everything I’ve worked so hard to build, or I can just put in the absolute minimum and try to be indifferent. Neither option is attractive or motivating.

And then on top of that, entitled assholes aren’t just destroying my work, they seem to be determined to destroy anything and everything that matters. And for what??? So yeah, I’m maybe a little burnt out.

I assume all of these churches and ministry organizations that are endorsing Trump have given up their tax-exempt status, right?

It will work with an LLM if the propagandist is trusting user input (tweets in this case). But any propagandist worth their salt is going to sanitize user input to prevent this sort of thing.

Husband material right there. The line forms on the right, girls.

This is because the AI of today is a shit sandwich that we’re being told is peanut butter and jelly.

For those who like to party: All the current “AI” technologies use statistics to approximate semantics. They can’t just be semantic, because we don’t know how meaning works or what gives rise to it. So the public is put off because they have an intuitive sense of the ruse.

As long as the mechanics of meaning remain a mystery, “AI” will be parlor tricks.

Ah, I see you’re under the impression that Florida requires firearm registration. While that would seem like a sensible measure, they do not.

Holy shit. I had no idea it was that bad in Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, and New Mexico.

Yet another thing the BIDEN CRIME FAMILY has stolen from us. First, they stole Ukraine from us by not supporting Ukraine at all and also supporting Ukraine way too much. Then, they destroyed the environment by drilling too much oil, while simultaneously destroying the economy by not drilling enough oil. And don’t even get me started on Israel and Palestine, where they’re supporting the right and wrong people too little, and too much. Now they’ve come for whatever it is we were talking about. Enough is enough!

I’m pretty sure she meant it in a collegial sense, as in “peer” or “fellow traveler”.

The Couchinator

They’re putting a lot of faith in that tape.

This phenomenon is known as “phantom soul”. It’s when sometimes you still feel your soul, even though you had it amputated for political gain years ago.

Maybe they want to have another go at Afghanistan. Seems to always work out well for whoever tries it.

And he shot a man in Reno

Too much drankin’

1. Fear
2. Surprise
3. Ruthless efficiency
4. An almost fanatical devotion to the Pope
5. Nice red uniforms

Is he saying he has a dick like two toilet paper rolls stacked on top of each other?

In Britain you don’t form a queue. The queue forms you.

How many parents and teachers have been diagnosed with intolerant normie disorder?

Pretty sure platonically means something else at a sausage party.

Why we can’t have nice things.