I never thought I'd die this way, but I always hoped

Who the fuck has time for three girlfriends?

You win a free trip to the Hague

There 👏 are 👏 23,328 👏 genders 👏

I watched it and it scares me only because of how many people didn't notice or care that Biden was the only one saying anything of substance up there.

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

Personally I was hoping for a heart attack. Did anyone think an assassination, successful or not, wouldn't just lead to a complete shit-show?

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

Apparently "cotton" and "Mexican" are slurs

Luckily there are no Christian babies to abort

Honestly doesn't seem too far off from standard Redditese to me

Well that was certainly a thing

Plus people do eat bugs. It's just that here most of our bugs are tiny and not really suitable for meals so we think of them as pests.

Apparently the 4 admins are having trouble dealing with the influx of new users, so they defederated from lemmy.world and sh.itjust.works because their open registration policies are giving them the most problems.

https://beehaw.org/post/567170

Illuminati confirmed

It never bothered me per se, but it's definitely awkward to come across some chapter of human suffering on r/HistoryPorn.

Asteroids are basically piles of rock, it's not like we're going to be destroying lush ecosystems.

Dude, droidface is not okay

Can we please not bring this type of reply over from Reddit?

Yeah homophobia is not one of the ancient memes we want to be bringing back

My nephew will be 38 in 2050. Sure makes it seem a lot closer.

I don't actually like the term phobia either. People are not "irrationally afraid" . They just prefer hanging out with people they are used to.

Weird how nobody ever gets this up in arms over terms like hydrophobia 🤔

Fun fact, when you lose weight, it leaves your body as CO2 gas

I've been keeping up somewhat with German news and what's happening in Europe doesn't really paint a great picture. Seems like we're basically in the same boat here in the US...

The bug with 1 million shoes? Isn't that Shub Niggurath?

Lemmy.world still has all the content it pulled from beehaw before they defederated, but they won't sync anymore, so you won't see new beehaw updates, and they won't see any updates from lemmy.world

Yeah I'm taking another break, but I'm not going to enjoy it

Clap. Clap. Clap.

Not sure, but it's interesting that from here the vote count on this post seems to change wildly once or twice per second. In the last minute I've seen it go as low as 5 and as high as 1.1K.

They put it back about an hour later

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It's extremely rare, but it does happen.

Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers

Harambe's death was the nexus connecting all timelines

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

Oepsie woepsie wij deden neuken in de keuken

Bobby has created the opposite of art