zqwzzle

@zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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Yes then with their superior work ethic and bootstraps they could earn it back again. It’s like an infinite money glitch for humanity.

Let them eat cake drink water.

Edit: Fixed typo

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The training data

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If only the legal system would also fine companies many times their earning potential for their infractions.

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There’s an entire code block for hieroglyphs in Unicode. https://symbl.cc/en/unicode/blocks/egyptian-hieroglyphs/

Amusingly penis features in a few of them. https://symbl.cc/en/130B8/

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I mean, it tracks. He’s not a fetus so they don’t give a shit.

But keeping them unironed and non-“straight” seems pretty on brand.

ISO8601 gang

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The winner of the 1904 marathon was given rat poison. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athletics_at_the_1904_Summer_Olympics_–_men%27s_marathon

Entire story is wild.

For podcast people the dollop also did an episode on this olympics. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KFLjcX163WI

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“Fun” fact: chainsaws (not a forestry chainsaw, think more of those portable survival chain saws) were invented by an obstetrician to more quickly separate the pelvis for difficult childbirth.

Also consider: electricity, germ theory and anaesthetics were not developed at this point.

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I guess there’s not enough water to use a float unless you’re in a bathtub.

Reminds me of the Douglas Adam’s bit

[Ford said] ".. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur. "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford. "It is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they voted in more or less approximates to the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards?" "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going in for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in.

Well… their religion has a virgin birth so maybe that’s where their confusion comes from.

The cringey old university photo is more amusing.

The highest honour an internet stranger can bestow.

Probably required that much ram to feed to windows.

I’m sure the satanic temple could work out a solution here.

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Probably only the underaged women that they’ve groomed and gotten pregnant.

ALL ORGIES ALL THE TIME

Por que no los dos?

Just in time for the avian flu.

Was woodworking another common one?

These kittens might have swimmers syndrome if they’re older than 3 weeks. If these are your kittens please check with a vet.

Child soldier strategem.

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Microphone from a headset.

Ideas and times progress, maybe it’s time to change that oath to something along the lines of “do the least harm”.

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But what about second hobnibble?

It kinda sounds like a euphemism to just raping teenagers.

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It looks like it was ideas entry from 2019 that didn’t get approved.

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IIRC older DOS versions were also limited to 8.3 filenames, so even filenames had a max limit of 8 characters + 3 extension. May it was a limitation of the file system, can’t quite remember.

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They might have covered it a bit in this video

https://youtu.be/Alqt6RCEWdM

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Can finally afford the games, but no time to play them

Don’t forget to practice safe pair programming https://youtu.be/8wUOUmeulNs

This is basically the same as people that need their religion to define their morality.

Designed for wombats?