Can't sell water? Ok, here's some free water with your peanut purchasedystop@lemmy.world to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 259 points – 1 years agoi.imgur.com22
Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say howLenticularTorsion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 1379 points – 1 years agoarchive.ph239
You really need to think about what is more important...blightbow@kbin.social to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 69 points – 1 years ago9
Follow the expense policy to the letter, he said.eyy@lemm.ee to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 134 points – 1 years ago28
Admin work matters!sleepyducky@lemm.ee to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 66 points – 1 years ago15
How to close down Production 101sleepyducky@lemm.ee to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 158 points – 1 years ago17
[REPOST] "I don’t care if he is dead, put him on the phone.”dystop@lemmy.world to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 60 points – 1 years ago6
[REPOST] Take off my earphones while you're speaking to me? Sure, no problem officer.dystop@lemmy.world to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 59 points – 1 years ago4
[REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too oftendystop@lemmy.world to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 231 points – 1 years ago70
[REPOST] Get rid of my vacation? Have fun replacing me.dystop@lemmy.world to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 65 points – 1 years ago8
"Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!darcy@discuss.tchncs.de to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 102 points – 1 years ago24
Dispose of financial records? You got it, boss.Saigonauticon@voltage.vn to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 44 points – 1 years ago9
[REPOST] Customer had a "reservation" for the 4th floor at a 3-storey hotel so I took her to the roofdystop@lemmy.world to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 45 points – 1 years ago6
[REPOST] You might like to back up that decision...dystop@lemmy.world to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 36 points – 1 years ago12
Can't go to the bathroom more than once per class? OK, I'll just stand outside the classroom.c2h6@lemmy.world to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 56 points – 1 years ago23
[REPOST] Fresh stitches under my hat, teacher has a no hats in class policy. Sure thing!dystop@lemmy.world to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 28 points – 1 years ago2
[REPOST] "If you don't like the way we do things here, you can leave." OKdystop@lemmy.world to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 47 points – 1 years ago4
That time the boys team had our back against sexist uniformsAbridgedlife@latte.isnot.coffee to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 63 points – 1 years ago20
[REPOST] You want me to only do what you've assigned me and not help anyone else? Okay then.dystop@lemmy.world to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 29 points – 1 years ago8
[REPOST] Boss did not like the look of the "bulk Mailing" stamp, told me to remove it. Cost the company over $220K.dystop@lemmy.world to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world – 50 points – 1 years ago6