Hi, I'm your 10yo self. Is there something you wanna tell me/warn me about?

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You ain't straight.

This is my favorite version because it doesn't tell yourself exactly what you are but you sure as fuck aren't straight 😂

Just leave them wondering why they're curbed. Maybe they have scoliosis?

I didn't even think of this the double entender makes it even better.