We are all made of carbon

kafka420honda@lemmy.worldbanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 358 points –
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If the carbon is in my body, it's not in the atmosphere where it would contribute to climate change. Checkmate, atheists

So if I keep gaining weight, I'll trap even more carbon in my body! It's a flawless plan

You should get paid carbon credits!

Does McDonald's accept carbon credits though?