What stupid conspiracy theories do you think will come out of the missing submarine?

Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 45 points –
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The submarine is staying down there because the pilot knows the Canadian wildfires are going to set the atmosphere on fire. They need to outlast the fire and repopulate the earth with the DNA they found on silverware from Titanic survivors.