Regular loaves of bread have pre-slicing technology figured out, so what is it with bagels and English muffins?

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Lmao legit thought this was sliced chicken breast πŸ˜…

this is because you are a normal person. not a bagel-defiling monster.

Idk man, aren’t bagels just failed donuts? πŸ˜†

Nope. not at all. I mean, yes, they have the same amount (or sometimes even more,) calories, but, like, totally different. Also, I discovered it's super easy to troll colleagues at work. (I may have brought in lots of bagels and left 2/3's of one bread sliced on a plate.)(They had it coming... they drank all the coffee.)