NEW RULE: added on an appropriate dayvatlark@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 204 points – 1 weeks ago15
NASA landed on the moon, by shooting for the mooniii@mander.xyz to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 39 points – 5 hours ago9
Maybe prehistoric cave paintings were actually the worst paintings of their time, because bad artists were forced to practice in caves where no one could see them.AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 135 points – 7 hours ago3
The amount of people your age is only going down with time.FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 234 points – 10 hours ago15
People born after 2000 have never seen the cosmic microwave background on their TV set.Hobbes@startrek.website to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 410 points – 14 hours ago111
The Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 693 points – 1 days ago44
the worst part of being dead is not getting to enjoy the down timeoriginalucifer@moist.catsweat.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 145 points – 1 days ago11
Space pirates' ultimate version of walking the plank would be sending their victims into a black holeGork@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 42 points – 1 days ago15
Daniel Craig might be the most famous person to have two first namessmokebuddy [he/him]@lemmy.today to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 58 points – 1 days ago49
I am food and the internet is a gastrointestinal tract.infinite_ass@leminal.space to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 45 points – 1 days ago11
Kids today only know what a VHS tape is because of horror gamesShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 294 points – 2 days ago46
Since medical waste is often inccinerated, there's a good chance you've breathed in foreskinCleoTheWizard@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 52 points – 2 days ago22
I like how my cat always starts following and walking-meeting (Law & Order style) around with me whenever its feeding timecheese_greater@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 49 points – 2 days ago5
Alarm clocks would be more effective if the sound was someone puking or gagging.dohpaz42@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 91 points – 2 days ago37
We are all just living in ten forwards worldCRUMBGRABBER@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 24 points – 2 days ago7
Someone should make a game comparing our world to a cyberpunk dystopiaAllero@lemmy.today to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 36 points – 3 days ago12
99% of the time the point of the post is to evoke an emotional response.infinite_ass@leminal.space to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 68 points – 4 days ago22
Long ago, doctors would sometimes treat patients with bloodletting. Now, doctors often treat people with bloodinserting.Nougat@fedia.io to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 135 points – 4 days ago16
The "m" in motel refers to a motorcar. The "h" in hotel, an older term, is presumably a reference to a horse.Curious Canid@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 33 points – 4 days ago21
Murdering someone is the easiest and quickest way to earn yourself a page on WikipediaTimely_Jellyfish_2077@programming.dev to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 120 points – 5 days ago32