"Virgin" and "Fucker" are both used as insults. Damned if you "do it," damned if you don't "do it."🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 177 points – 9 hours ago25
If one conjoined twin commits a murder without the consent of their twin, will both have to go to prison or nobody?freijon@lemmings.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 124 points – 20 hours ago23
Starbuck milkshake is like tobaccoWanangwa_Bamidele@thelemmy.club to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 48 points – 20 hours ago20
I absolutely love milkshakes. I just wish they loved me more.Qkall@mastodon.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 86 points – 1 days ago23
Golden retriever are the Volvo of dogswhaleross@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 44 points – 1 days ago16
The line in Super Troopers about the Taliban Warlord was in date, then hilariously out of date, then disturbingly in date again.BarqsHasBite@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 55 points – 1 days ago1
Skateboarding is just "The Floor is Lava" on wheelsBigTrout75@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 107 points – 2 days ago7
descriptions of Demons and the arcane rituals required to banish them feverishly relayed by occultists in ghost/horror stories are a direct homomorphism to computers and actually how awful they aresupersquirrel@sopuli.xyz to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 19 points – 2 days ago13
Why do men call their father their "old man", but their "old lady" is their wife?baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 169 points – 3 days ago43
Saying 'completely turned my life around' is normal, but saying 'turned my life around 360°' (rather than 180) is stupid.paol@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 108 points – 4 days ago35
In Star Trek, Commander Data is socially awkward because he lacks training data. This might be because he was built and developed in isolation from the rest of society.Possibly linux@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 129 points – 5 days ago34
Lemmy exists to provide something to do while waiting for Lemmy to compiledullbananas@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 68 points – 6 days ago6
Philosophy is just applied existential crisisNorthWestWind@wetdry.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 187 points – 6 days ago24
The Price is Right television show is a low-key way to normalize inflation.Argongas@kbin.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 142 points – 1 weeks ago26
If you rearrange 2 letters in Queen Latifah's name, it becomes Queef LatinahDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 98 points – 1 weeks ago11
Hey Evolution! You know that involuntary flinch I do when I think of embarrassing things in my past, sometimes accompanied by a groan?Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 175 points – 1 weeks ago20
Lemmy is probably hurting email spammers because users and community names look like email addresses.henfredemars@infosec.pub to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 321 points – 1 weeks ago25
Using Ubuntu may give off hipster vibes to the average PC user, but within the Linux community its has the opposite effect.Sunny' 🌻@slrpnk.net to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 598 points – 1 weeks ago164
Is cave exploration an indoor or an outdoor activity?henfredemars@infosec.pub to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 205 points – 1 weeks ago40
Can we all agree to look up a local third party candidate and mention their name to someone you know who is also local?Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – -26 points – 2 days ago12