Thank you for qualifying this. I bought one 6 years ago, back when he said he voted for Hillary and was a dick but not maliciously evil yet. I have the car and will never buy another from him. I never thought it would end up like this.

https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_VII#Citizen_Kang

went to Myrtle Beach once on Memorial Day weekend

sALt LiFe

They also get to use their pointless bro-dozers! Go on, you can drive through the water across the road!

sporty douchebags

That’s generous. Most of the ones I see are the fat rednecks with goatees. The kind who set a photo of them with a caught fish as their BoomerBook profile pic.

Mmmm pass me more of that wine powder

I could see using it if I didn’t look like a lost ski slalom racer. Like Meta’s new glasses, but not chunky and stupid. Like, if it looked like a normal pair of glasses. Identifying people, objects, reviews by just looking at a thing, those sort of things would be handy.

Apple Vision Pro? Nah thanks.

Being a middle manager (and therefore biased), I view my role as the person who serves the team by:

• being a firewall from upper management
• giving the team the things they need to do their jobs
• removing the things in their way

This allows them to do their jobs as best they can. Could they get by without me? Probably. But they would have a worse time and not be able to work as effectively.

Those round up things are a scam. The business collecting the money takes a huge tax break, even if they do pass it on to the charity. Just donate to the charity and take the tax break for yourself.

I fucking hate motion-sensing faucets so much. We can edit the human genome, but are unable to make a motion sensor that actually fucking works?! Fuck outta here.

I actually prefer the old-school “push-down and have limited time” type at this point.

conversate

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Sadly, he does have ADHD:

Asshole

Dementia

Hitler

Despot

You should see the Dutch Oven….

Well it doesn’t anymore

We know.

Should be 222 years. Rot in cell, traitor.

Everyone should work food service and retail at least once in their lives. It would give perspective to, and teach respect for, what those workers have to endure.

My wife kidnapped me on a Saturday, me thinking we were going to Costco. She kept driving and I was like “wtf!” We eventually stopped at a nice hotel, where we did a spa day and had a nice dinner and overnight. She had packed bags and made all arrangements under my nose. What a woman

"Muh heritage" (of racism)

Conservatives: “Don’t talk about politics, I’m an independent”

Also conservatives: Brandon is censoring me! Jan 6 was peaceful!

I couldn’t play Baldur’s Gate 3, a single-player game, when my internet went out. That pissed me right off.

bOtH SiDeS

They get really aggro with me. It makes me feel unsafe. Like, the first 3 messages are what I get. The last one is a consolidation of the rest.

One year ago, I was told I had 1 to 3 years to live. A few months later, it turned out that wasn’t the case after all. Let me tell you, that whipsaw from impending doom to having a future really changes the perspective. Even when I’m upset or downtrodden, I remember that being able to experience it is a gift.

Years ago I used to say, “another day on my way to the sweet release of death”. Lemme tell you, knowing it’s coming is not what you want or think it will be.

That worked well for the last Republican presidential candidate to win.

Yeah, Turks are the Mexicans of Europe. Embrace their immigrant food fusions.

Taylor must pay McDonald’s a tidy sum for the exclusivity contract. Both parties make out like bandits in the deal. I’m kind of surprised McDonald’s never in-housed it out of greed, but that day may be coming due to all the negative publicity.

stupid

Gestures at people in picture

My first programming job out of college was in Lotus Notes. I spent most of my time trying to trick it into doing what I wanted, it was a constant cat-and-mouse game. Kinda fun if it wasn’t so miserable. Had to gtfo after a couple years.

Yeah the whole meme is funny but stupid and wrong. It’s like blaming Steve Jobs for the Vision Pro.

Well now you don’t have to cook for a couple days. Also, my rule of thumb is that 50% of invitees ever show, and of those only 50% will participate fully (i.e. not leave early, show up really late, have already eaten, etc.). It’s good to have more stuff on hand in the freezer or pantry, in case that equation isn’t exact. Then, you can prep some quickly to meet demand.

I love how… normal his house looks. Like, big movie star guy, living right down the street.

Edit Unless that’s a set 🫤

This article was the same paragraph over and over. “Lot money, lot time, no game, please say date.” I didn’t really learn anything about the situation or controversies.

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Drunk at a karaoke bar. Twice.

The current watch’s battery life makes it a non-starter for me. Sleep and health trackers would be nice, and might convince me to make the leap. But no way to do that without charging the current ones twice a day, which is ridiculous. In a perfect world it would go for a whole week before charging.

Libertarianism is used by the privileged to rationalize their position in society. Having gone through the same progression myself, the realization that not everyone starts on a level playing field destroys the whole philosophy.

And sign this NDA and I keep 95% since it was my idea!

I would have to assume that they put themselves at the very top of that list.

And I will keep fucking with them and waste their time and texting fees.

Same, and my music taste still reflects that :(